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Rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:39 am
by Lefty
This being my last day on earth, screw you all. If it is not the last day, drinks at my house Sunday, my treat.
Leave your rapture message here.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:17 am
by YeOldeStonecat
....burp
"Suckpump!"
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:22 am
by Indy
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:21 am
by blebs
I agree. Screw you all. What are we having Sunday besides drinks? I need food man, food.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:25 am
by Easto
I don't have any clean underwear for either one!
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:10 am
by Ken
Fortunately I misread title as I had great fear of seeing a pic of the Leftster laying in a hospital bed with his lower mid section iced down. (And Mrs. Lefty begging them to not let the “swelling” go down!)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:32 am
by Dan
as you know,I will be one of the ones staying on the earth this weekend,that way I can have ALL the Budweiser and take care of all the dogs that are left behind.
I will also have time to stop by your place Lefty and share the cold ones.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:51 am
by Roody
Lefty wrote:This being my last day on earth, screw you all. If it is not the last day, drinks at my house Sunday, my treat.
Leave your rapture message here.
Hell freezing over is probably the only way the Raiders will win anything at this point. That or if you are lucky the other teams will all go to Heaven that way the Raiders can be left playing with themselves.... err by themselves.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:16 pm
by Lefty
Just got selected to my second Jury panel starting next week. No worries with the world ending Saturday. #winning
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 5:42 pm
by Mark
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:55 pm
by RoundEye
blebs wrote:I agree. Screw you all. What are we having Sunday besides drinks? I need man food,
fixt
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:08 pm
by Unholy
For those of us left behind can you imagine a world without religion?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:58 am
by Lefty
Oh **** I'm still here and with a killer hangover. **** I wouldn't have drunk so much had I known I would have to pay for it. I need a sexy zombie to eat my brain.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:15 pm
by Philip
Unholy wrote:For those of us left behind can you imagine a world without religion?
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:22 pm
by Brk
Polemic and jokes aside, religion isn't the problem; it's that people rely on someone else to tell them what a text says or means instead of researching it themselves and making their own determination. They blindly accept the edicts of these self-styled "prophets" even unto radical expressions of their interpretations. In this case, any Christian (or anyone else, for that matter) who's actually read the New Testament would know this May 21st old fart was a false prophet; none of his followers apparently have, though. The saddest part to me is the young people who were used to pimp the date and help rake in money for the "ministry". Unless we see a mass Kool-Aid chugging or people being carried out on stretchers covered in black cloths, I'll bet this "pastor" has a new Mercedes by the end of the week.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:09 pm
by horsemen_
dam its past 6 and i still here o well ill try again in 20 yrs he first said it was in 92 now today wrong both times or he was left both times as well lol
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:15 am
by blebs
Party at Lefty's!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:40 pm
by JawZ
The Rapture was real and it happened as predicted. You all are still here. Welcome to Hell!!!! Please pass the sunscreen...it's going to get real hot around these here parts!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 7:30 pm
by chimdogger
Cloudy cool and rainy here in this part of hell....
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:26 pm
by JawZ
chimdogger wrote:Cloudy cool and rainy here in this part of hell....
Not rain...Lucifer's piss.
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:30 pm
by Indy
Tried to find a matching pair of socks this morning... looks like my clothes got Raptured and left me behind.