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At 420 lbs., this woman couldn't tell she was PREGNANT
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:08 pm
by Jin
Two days later, the first-time mother gave birth by C-section to a healthy, 7-pound, 7-ounce boy named Walter Scott Edwards III.
"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," the 39-year-old Garden Grove resident said Thursday, pointing to her belly and explaining that, at about 420 pounds, she was so large that no one – including herself – could tell she had carried a baby to term.
Branum says she never had morning sickness and did not feel the baby kick, at least not until after doctors told her what was inside her womb. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking," she said.
The layers of fat padding her belly likely insulated the baby's movements, said her physician, Dr. Afshan Hameed.
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/ho ... 5.php?tftf
Congrats to them, but WTF?!
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:15 pm
by axtrader
Two Questions...
1. How do you boink a 400lb woman?
2. Why would you want to?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:31 pm
by ghettoside
axtrader wrote:Two Questions...
1. How do you boink a 400lb woman?
2. Why would you want to?
Question Three...
3. Who would boink a 400 lb woman?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:20 pm
by axtrader
ghettoside wrote:Question Three...
3. Who would boink a 400 lb woman?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:12 am
by Prey521
LMMFAO!!!! Axtrader > *
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:17 am
by Prey521
And Ax, don't act like you've never done a beanbag chair!
Just throw some flour on her and find the wet spot :vomit:
It's strange though, how can you boink a really REALLY fat chick. I mean, I got some length, but I still don't think I could get past the rolls. I mean, we're talking her nasty taco doesn't even start until you're at least 6" to a foot in.
I guess you just do the fat and let your little olympic swimmers make the rest of the journey.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard into this......my stomach hurts.
G'night
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:36 am
by ghettoside
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:37 am
by ghettoside
Prey521 wrote:And Ax, don't act like you've never done a beanbag chair!
Just throw some flour on her and find the wet spot :vomit:
It's strange though, how can you boink a really REALLY fat chick. I mean, I got some length, but I still don't think I could get past the rolls. I mean, we're talking her nasty taco doesn't even start until you're at least 6" to a foot in.
I guess you just do the fat and let your little olympic swimmers make the rest of the journey.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard into this......my stomach hurts.
G'night
I've heard you have to hit it from behind w/ them fat ones... never tried it myself, not inclined to try it in the future either.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:40 am
by YARDofSTUF
Should be a charity tax write off for screwing someone that big.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:47 am
by ghettoside
YARDofSTUF wrote:Should be a charity tax write off for screwing someone that big.
a big write off
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:19 am
by axtrader
YARDofSTUF wrote:Should be a charity tax write off for screwing someone that big.
Yard, you gotta enable your rep points man.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:25 am
by axtrader
Prey521 wrote:And Ax, don't act like you've never done a beanbag chair!
Just throw some flour on her and find the wet spot :vomit:
It's strange though, how can you boink a really REALLY fat chick. I mean, I got some length, but I still don't think I could get past the rolls. I mean, we're talking her nasty taco doesn't even start until you're at least 6" to a foot in.
I guess you just do the fat and let your little olympic swimmers make the rest of the journey.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard into this......my stomach hurts.
G'night
Naw dawg! Lefty said it best, "The closer to the bone the sweeter the meat." I'm with him. A woman can't be too skinny for my taste. (pun intended) No heifer humpin' for me bro.
BTW, I knew I could count on you to figure out how to penetrate that mushy tushy. You DO like a challenge don't you?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:16 am
by YARDofSTUF
My rep is 5237 if ya need to know.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:30 am
by axtrader
YARDofSTUF wrote:My rep is 5237 if ya need to know.
Bah! Go to bed you braggart!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:55 am
by YARDofSTUF
axtrader wrote:Bah! Go to bed you braggart!
Its not even 4 am yet, foget dat ****!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:32 am
by Roody
axtrader wrote:
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:34 am
by Izzo
axtrader wrote:Two Questions...
1. How do you boink a 400lb woman?
2. Why would you want to?
If you can't **** the fat ...fold the fat and **** the fold.......
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:34 am
by Roody
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:37 am
by Izzo
Roody wrote:
they'll love you forever
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:44 am
by axtrader
Izzo wrote:If you can't **** the fat ...fold the fat and **** the fold.......
Dude, my oatmeal tasted better going DOWN.
Neg rep on the way.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:45 am
by fastchevy
@ ax
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:55 am
by Kip Patterson
Ok, for the totally ignorant -
Who is the smiling dude in the picture??
Kip
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:57 am
by brembo
Kip Patterson wrote:Ok, for the totally ignorant -
Who is the smiling dude in the picture??
Kip
Prey, lol.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:00 am
by Lefty
It would take twenty pounds of flour to find the wet spot. Ken told me so.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:07 am
by morbidpete
i have tears from laughing at this thread LMAO
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:09 am
by Kip Patterson
Just wait until they perfect DNA testing over the Internet.
Y'all in trouble then.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:19 am
by Think
Must of been one hell of a C section, what did they use a chainsaw and the jaws of life?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:47 am
by Roody
Think wrote:Must of been one hell of a C section, what did they use a chainsaw and the jaws of life?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:14 am
by ghettoside
axtrader wrote:Dude, my oatmeal tasted better going DOWN.
Neg rep on the way.
lol
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:15 pm
by Prey521
Kip Patterson wrote:Ok, for the totally ignorant -
Who is the smiling dude in the picture??
Kip
I'll never post another pic of myself on here again!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:03 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Prey521 wrote:I'll never post another pic of myself on here again!
Wow, maybe there really is a god!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:18 pm
by Prey521
YARDofSTUF wrote:Wow, maybe there really is a god!
