Someone forgot their deodorant today

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:06 am

Walked over to his cube, right away a huge stench of BO. The kind that almost makes you gag.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:10 am

Comtrad wrote:Walked over to his cube, right away a huge stench of BO. The kind that almost makes you gag.

I used to work with a dude that smelled soo bad and got so many complaints the bossman finally told him he had to go home and bathe.......he never came back.

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:13 am

That happened here as well, before I got here with an overly obese woman.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:16 am

Comtrad wrote:That happened here as well, before I got here with an overly obese woman.

his cubicle remained unoccupied for weeks after ......we threw his chair out also.

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:27 am

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:29 am

Can't imagine what would compel a person to not take a bath.

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:40 am

Should I tell him? lol

"HEY YO BILL, YOU STINK FOR REAL"

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:16 am

Roody wrote:Can't imagine what would compel a person to not take a bath.

I've been in situations where I couldn't bathe up to 30 days at a time, but if it's there I'm taking one daily at least.

triniwasp · Post by **triniwasp** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:27 am

Zilog B wrote:I've been in situations where I couldn't bathe up to 30 days at a time, but if it's there I'm taking one daily at least.

That's the key, if you can bathe, you do. Here in Humboldt, the Yippie Hippie MOFO's who think it's cool to have dreadlocks 10 days after they arrive, also think it's cool to not bathe regularly and smell like it.

It's ****ing fashionable if you can believe that. Blows my mind like Humby's mom!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:19 pm

Zilog B wrote:I've been in situations where I couldn't bathe up to 30 days at a time, but if it's there I'm taking one daily at least.

That must've been tough. So how're you adjusting to life outside of Supermax now?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:31 pm

Jim wrote:That must've been tough. So how're you adjusting to life outside of Supermax now?

Pretty good, although nobody appreciates a good shank maker like they do on the inside

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:42 pm

Zilog B wrote: Pretty good, although nobody appreciates a good shank maker like they do on the inside

dan217 · Post by **dan217** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:39 pm

A guy came to my office two weeks ago. Surprisingly, he was very wealthy. But the odor from his arm pits and whatever else made over a 1000sq ft of office space simply unbreathable.

sito · Post by **sito** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:02 pm

When I was in college I worked at a restaurant with a guy like that. At shift change we would hustle our asses into the change room to avoid getting caught in there with him or even after him for that matter.

He was eventually fired due to so many customers being turned off their meals. Was a nice guy too, you just had to keep your distance and never let him get you into a head lock!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:23 pm

Wait till he does to lunch and drop a thing of deoderant on his desk.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:50 pm

I can handle patched clothes, old shoes, tousled hair..because that might be the latest style...but bo?? NO WAY!! No excuse. Yuckapoo!!

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:53 pm

Zilog B wrote: Pretty good, although nobody appreciates a good shank maker like they do on the inside

oh, I do...

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:56 pm

Have a french ***** at work. 55, should f'n retire. I know when she's been around the vicinity.

Bitch!

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:57 pm

I had a co-worker once who was that way.

He was given a bar of soap by a concerned coalition... at which point he told us that in his country, it's manly to not bathe and have that stink.

The bottom line coalition response was.. You're in America... now wash your azz.

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:58 pm

CableDude wrote:Have a french ***** at work. 55, should f'n retire. I know when she's been around the vicinity.

Bitch!

OMG bro

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:01 pm

ghettoside wrote:OMG bro

I hate her with a passion.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:06 pm

CableDude wrote:I hate her with a passion.

Does she make your nose hairs curl?

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:10 pm

CableDude wrote:I hate her with a passion.

uh, yeah bro, I kinda got that from the initial post

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:14 pm

Debbie wrote:Does she make your nose hairs curl?

I avoid her as much as I can.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:16 pm

CableDude wrote:I avoid her as much as I can.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:19 pm

Debbie wrote:

I refuse to speak to this woman.

She has caused me so many problems in my job for the last six years.

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:25 pm

CableDude wrote:I avoid her as much as I can.