Polish Divorce

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:12 pm

POLISH DIVORCE

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an
American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they
got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and
asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and
good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:14 pm

"No, she's white" LMMFAO!!

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:14 pm

LOL

Bored tonight, Norm? Taking over for Minir?

Thanks for the funny.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:14 pm

The guy must be simple.....He needs to get a bottle of posion for her....

Her die...

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:23 pm

Bored? Me?
I don't stay bored for more than a second or two. There's always something to do....

The wife sent me this in an email, just thought I'd share it.

Gotta go out now. Prey is trying to bait my kind

l8trs dudes....

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:25 pm

Norm wrote:l8trs dudes....

srsly u sk8ter boi

Tiffany · Post by **Tiffany** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:28 pm

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:33 pm

Polish remover lol good one.

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:42 pm

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:32 pm

Prey521 wrote:"No, she's white" LMMFAO!!

That's the line that made me laugh too!

triniwasp · Post by **triniwasp** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:45 pm

goo sheeee

All my aunts and uncles on my mom's side are polish,

So I ask my fellow SG brothers and sistas

What is the latest polish military invention?

An upside down lighthouse for submarines.

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:03 am

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:15 am

I think norm should stick to dos...

hehe.. good ne

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:03 pm