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Fallen on hard times

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:20 pm
by TeenInternetAddict
Hi, this is TeenInternetAddict, I have fallen on hard times. I need to borrow $50,000 because I have $50,000 worth of bills to pay. I can't go to a lender since the lender want their money back, and you need a job for that. I was thinking all last night and today, what if I ask on the Net if people could spare one dollar? If I can get up to $50,000, I can pay my bills because they're going to collection agencies. I need the money by next Wednesday. I can't find a job because I need my MOS Certification, and also a HS Diploma or GED. I don't have either so that's why no one won't hire me, but I'm working on both. I'm going to GED classes Monday thru Friday mornings, and I'm about to go to IT training classes next month and work on my MOS Certification Monday thru Thursday evenings for the next 6 months.

And whatever job you could think of, they're all full and nobody's hiring for hardly anything :rolleyes: I applied at everywhere(restuarants, hotels/motels, groccery stores, telemarketing places, nursing homes) but no one calls back. This isn't a joke or anything, I really need the money by Wednesday, October 29. To send me the dollar, you can email me helen_from_ks@yahoo.com and I will send you my P.O. box since I won't use my real address. I tried getting on unemployment and was denied, tried getting my SSI and was denied. So the only thing to do is try and find a job, but jobs are very hard to find. Thank you for reading my thread and please help a SG'er out!!!

TeenInternetAddict :)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:21 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
This IS a joke right?

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:23 pm
by TeenInternetAddict
No, sadly, it's not a joke. I wish it was, but it's not.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:23 pm
by 64bit
:rotfl:

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:25 pm
by The_Lurker
one word.

"bankrupcy"

how old are you? and you have that much debt!?

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:26 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
So the only thing to do is try and find a job, but jobs are very hard to find.
Welcome to the big leagues. :p

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:27 pm
by TeenInternetAddict
Will the guy in Nigeria send me any money? No, it's not a joke because I'm behind in my bills. All I'm asking is people to send a dollar which isn't very much. If someone can tell me how to make money on the Internet, I'm all ears.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:27 pm
by CableDude
Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Welcome to the big leagues. :p
:nod:

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:27 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Originally posted by TeenInternetAddict
Will the guy in Nigeria send me any money? No, it's not a joke because I'm behind in my bills. All I'm asking is people to send a dollar which isn't very much. If someone can tell me how to make money on the Internet, I'm all ears.
eBay

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:27 pm
by TeenInternetAddict
Thank you!

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:28 pm
by 64bit
Whoever sends him a dollar I want one too! PM for info.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:28 pm
by TeenInternetAddict
But I don't have anything to sale on Ebay.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:29 pm
by CableDude
Originally posted by 64bit
Whoever sends him a dollar I want one too! PM for info.


Sending PM about something else. ;)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:29 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Originally posted by TeenInternetAddict
But I don't have anything to sale on Ebay.
PM Brent he has some new music for Sale. Unfortunately he doesn't know it yet. :D

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:31 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Originally posted by John
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here is his email: ezeanimadu@yahoo.com
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:31 pm
by CableDude
Disconnect your ISP. Sell the computer???

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:32 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Originally posted by CableDude
Disconnect your ISP. Sell the computer???
She said 50 grand not $500. :p

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:52 pm
by mountainman
Originally posted by John
I don't think you are going to find many people here who believe in handouts, but you can try.


Democrats ?

:D



(Man, I'm going to get it for this one.)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:54 pm
by The_Lurker
Originally posted by mountainman
Democrats ?

:D



(Man, I'm going to get it for this one.)


I'll let my sig do the talking....

te he :)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:08 pm
by Ghosthunter
Explain your situation more and people would be willing to help

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:28 pm
by poptom
Have them take back whatever you borrowed the money for.

Re: Fallen on hard times

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:37 pm
by Jim
Riiight...

So you're looking to "borrow" (and based on your post it seems that "borrow" does not include actual borrowing, as you point out that you won't get a loan because you have to pay it back) $50,000 for some debts you've racked up (and how exactly can you get $50,000 in debt so quickly that it HAS to be paid off by this week, you buy a Mercedes or something in your sleep?), correct?

Time for you to face the music, and trying to fall on an imaginary cushion of an all-giving internet isn't going to fly. Perhaps you'll learn a little bit of responsibility in the process.

*Too tired to make a cohesive rant*

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:52 pm
by Brk
Movie theaters are ALWAYS hiring.

A plastic Solo cup lasts for a long time, and coins will not damage it much. Take a jacket.

Get yourself a bankruptcy lawyer and take your lumps.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:25 pm
by axtrader
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: @ This Thread



I must admit it got me thinking tho. Maybe I should start a "I Need $80,000 For A 2004 Audi A8" thread. :D

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:43 pm
by SICMF
Where are you located, I bet there is a job in the classifieds. There is always construction, You can be dumb as a rock with no education and still labor construction. Anyway, jugding by your name your a teen, You can't get credit until your 18, I can't possibly see how you are 50,000 in debt. And if so claim bankrupcy and in 7 years you'll be just coming of age and getting your credit back. Don't take advantage of people's Sympathy.

I really need the money and please help a fellow American out!


BTW, That makes me sick.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:47 pm
by Prey521
I have .50 that I can send, sorry I can't send the other .50 to complete the $1! :rolleyes:

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:15 am
by Mutch
I can send a dollar canadian.. Not much that will do tho :/

Get a job at mcdonalds, and if they arent hiring wait 2 days and they will be. Take up sucking ****

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:45 am
by Roody
Invest in a webcam and shake your booty for money :D

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:54 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
What every happened to the days where working hard for a dollar really meant something?

What every happened to make people live beyond their means?

Re: Fallen on hard times

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:13 pm
by RoundEye
Originally posted by TeenInternetAddict
.....I need the money by next Wednesday......
TeenInternetAddict :)


Do you have some bad crack habit? Is a dealer after you? I just don't understand why it has to be so sudden.

My entire debt right now is about 4K, and I'm 38 years old. How in the world can a teen be 50k in debt? You want money, yet you won't tell us how you got into such debt.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:37 pm
by mountainman
Originally posted by The_Lurker
I'll let my sig do the talking....

te he :)


I have sigs turned off.

Paste it here ?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:38 pm
by mountainman
Oh yah... LOL @ Roody's suggestion.

:D

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:47 pm
by Roody
Originally posted by mountainman
Oh yah... LOL @ Roody's suggestion.

:D


:D

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:51 pm
by mountainman
Originally posted by Roody
:D


I don't get a curtsie ?

LOL :D

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:53 pm
by Roody
Originally posted by mountainman
I don't get a curtsie ?

LOL :D


errr no curtsie here, but Ill bow to you :D

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:03 pm
by mountainman
Originally posted by Roody
errr no curtsie here, but Ill bow to you :D


Nah... that sounds even worse.

:eek:

:D

BTW.. 2 questions:

1) Did you ever find a job ?

2) When I'm down in Columbus next, you up to grabbing some lunch ?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:17 pm
by Grimson
I need $1.09 for a bottle of water. Can someone let me borrow it, I promise to give it back.

:)

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:30 pm
by mountainman
Originally posted by KeiferDuck
I need $1.09 for a bottle of water. Can someone let me borrow it, I promise to give it back.

:)


GROSS !!!

We don't want that water back after you piss it out.

Sick bastard.

;)

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:31 pm
by Prey521
Originally posted by Roody
errr no curtsie here, but I'll blow you :D




WOW Roody, when did you backslide? :rotfl:

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:33 pm
by mountainman
Originally posted by Prey521
WOW Roody, when did you backslide? :rotfl:


Now, that's just plain gross, Prey.

LOL