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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 11:58 pm
by Noevo
to get the 56k to work the same as the cable modem; Double the amount of DVD players used, Connect to AT LEAST two power plants, and instead of running an extension cord to your neighbors tie directly into the power lines in your neigborhood.
NOTE: This will not work with a K56Flex modem, it must be V.90 compatible.
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:14 am
by MadDoctor
If the clocks are running backwards, you’re going back in time. I didn’t think it possible… but your “tweak” is exceptional. When you get close to 1992 I need you to purchase some stock for me. [we’re going to be rich!]
Immense focused drawn power (like the one you have created) masks physical resources (your modem disappears) with a veil of quantum noise that is not fundamental, but merely reflects the statistical properties of an equilibrium state in which the universe happens to be at the present time. Nonequilibrium matter can be used to violate the “uncertainty principle” (i.e. why does the cable company say I have unlimited bandwidth… yet I hit a cap?). Furthermore, nonequilibrium matter can be used to distinguish non-orthogonal quantum states without disturbing them, to eavesdrop on quantum key distribution, and to read all the results of a parallel quantum computation.
Simply put… a game of Counter-Strike is now going to be one heck of a lot of fun. Enjoy!
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:58 am
by AoDLiQuiD-M3tH
LoL maddoc....Ive been playing counter-strike betas all night, god i love these earlier versions
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 2:06 pm
by AoDLiQuiD-M3tH
holy quantum fissure Batman
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:38 am
by DiskDoc
hmmmmm
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:54 pm
by Bouncer
"...well i wrote an e-mail to the admin..and guess who replyed......Bouncer well i guess not only was my modem sucking bandwidth from parallel universes i was also pulling web pages from there also.... " -AoDLiQuiD-M3tH
Like duh. Next time use an anti-static wrist strap n00b13. Yeesh. Now where is that Skywalker boy, I've had enough of his sassiness...
Regards,
-DarthBouncer-
PS: Hi.
PPS: Gone to Italy BBL ..like in June.
PPPS: CS Beta 4.0 umm... pwned. Course DoD ownz all your bases now.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:19 am
by Indy
Why does it feel like I've dropped in on a Star Trek episode in this thread?
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:49 pm
by bravoboy
chainsaw? hammer? i know the best secret. dip the plug in water and run.
works well!
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:04 pm
by Noevo
Originally posted by bravoboy
chainsaw? hammer? i know the best secret. dip the plug in water and run.
works well!
frickin' noob! You can't do that!!!
you might trip
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:33 pm
by Norm
This thread still on the first page ?
lol
There's only one way to uncap and stay uncapped.
Have a lot of friends working on the inside that keep thier jobs for life, and remain loyal to thier friends on the outside
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:03 pm
by MadDoctor
And those are the guys I'm looking for. I WANT NAMES!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:04 pm
by DiskDoc
lol good one Norm
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:14 pm
by Norm
I want names too, so I can make a few good loyal friends
I almost forgot, there is one other way to uncap and stay uncapped....
It's called 'Big bucks'
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:43 pm
by DiskDoc
lol
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:14 pm
by MadDoctor
^bump^
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:30 pm
by striker8000
hey guys...I got the quantum flux up and running, but I can't seem to get the bandwidth advertised, I keep getting BSOD"singularity not found" errors, followed immediately by link failures, plz help
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:31 pm
by striker8000
problem solved, I needed to use the 5lb sledge hammer, not the 16 oz. nailing hammer
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:09 am
by Noevo
Hey Doc! We got a live one!!!
striker, you ever played with vacuum cooled computers before?
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:59 am
by MadDoctor
Noevo wrote:Hey Doc! We got a live one!!!
striker, you ever played with vacuum cooled computers before?
ahhhhh the good old days!!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:43 pm
by striker8000
Noevo wrote:striker, you ever played with vacuum cooled computers before?
all my notes state very clearly that a quantum flux agitator is needed to properly run vacuum cooling, unfortunately, I only have one, and it's holding the singularity open, I could try high-speed liquid cooling if things get too warm (simple procedure: pour a single cup of water directly on the motherboard when temps get above a certain point, very effective)
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:59 pm
by MadDoctor
Things are a little hectic at work right now so I can’t give the proper technical response to the question/hypothesis you present. If you can wait for this weekend, I believe we can delve into the quantum gains in bipolar pings in a vacuum produced by a RAM fission.
PG-16 I’m afraid. We’re going to get down and technical boys and girls.
(now where did I put my crayons?)