OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap

Ashdaw · Post by **Ashdaw** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:11 am

A few thing I would like to SEE if Santa can manage it?
Stop the execution of people in the Middle East and Africa for their sexual inclination and, an END to petty bickering.
A legal firm in England is selling gift certificated for a half hour with a Divorce lawyer???
and, here in OZ, the state Government in NSW is going to allow people to go to the land and environment court to stop people growing their hedges too high, it might just stop the sunlight from making it into the next doors back yard?

STOOPID.

Santa, just sprinkle some happy dust while you are flying around this year PLEASE..

Ashdaw · Post by **Ashdaw** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:11 am

duplicate post

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:40 am

i would like condoms to be freely distributed... and sponges... and other sexual protection... to everyone around the world..

jervin · Post by **jervin** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:18 am

I like a new engine for my ride. How's QR25DE sounds Santa?

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:48 am

1 - a job (preferably a good one).

2 - my son winning a state championship in wrestling this year.

thanks Santa Claus - we'll leave out the beer and pretzels as usual

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:01 am

RoundEye wrote:I think that’s why he refuses to come around not only is he extremely busy this time of year, people are whining about last year and what they didn’t get.

Where’s the Christmas spirit? The anticipation of what you might get this year? Spreading the love around for your fellow man? MadDocs the only one that didn’t ask only for himself.

Santa doesn’t like guns and the talk of him getting shot makes him nervous. He journeys through some rough hoods. He doesn’t want Rudolph to get shot either. He has protection though, me, he knows if it comes down to it, I don’t mind putting holes in people they can’t breathe through. I’m his shotgun rider. Carrying a shotgun in his sleigh makes him very nervous but he goes through some really rough neighborhoods. Unfortunately a necessary evil on my part. My weapon of choice. An 18 inch tactile Mossberg, locked and loaded with some 3 inch magnum slugs.

So Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, I’ll see if I can talk Santa into paying a visit.

I do believe Santa and I can have a truce... I get what I want and nobody gets hurt

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:44 am

More positive people.

TNATireFryer · Post by **TNATireFryer** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:52 am

hi Santa!
#1 - id like to see the troops home -
#2 - let iran get nukes but mistakeingly blow them selves up in the process knocking them back 20 yrs - lol
#3 - recession end in the U.S.A
fly safe and thanks!

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:25 am

Hi Santa, I hope all is well with you and yours... I would like to extend a
very merry Christmas to you and your loved ones.

I would also like to add that you of all people should realize that the
humbuggary of a few bitter people that dwell in this life should not diminish the
joy and happiness that you bring to the rest of us at this time of the season. I hope you will reconsider making an appearance.

Thank you for all you have done for everyone around this planet.

Stephen

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:11 pm

I want nothing for myself. I already have everything that I could possibly want with a beautiful wife, and two amazing daughters.

But if you could, make a donation at http://www.toysfortots.org/ to help those less fortunate to have a good Christmas for their kids. They're having a tough time this year with the recession, and need all the donations they can get.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:39 pm

I have everything I want.

ThaDude · Post by **ThaDude** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:07 pm

I want RoundEye to get better.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:48 pm

ThaDude wrote:I want RoundEye to get better.

That’s mighty thoughtful of you.
Thank you

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:22 am

Rivas wrote:More positive people.

Turtles for everyone. How's that for positive?

Also I would like for near extinct animals to flourish with lots o offspring to take them off that endangered list.

I would like people to stop stealing penguins fish.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:41 am

Sava700 wrote:... I get what I want and nobody gets hurt ...

You keep up this BS attitude and Santa is never coming back. From what he’s explained to me you’re the main reason he’s staying away. It’s all because of you and your stupid attitude,

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:42 am

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:36 am

RoundEye wrote:You keep up this BS attitude and Santa is never coming back. From what he’s explained to me you’re the main reason he’s staying away. It’s all because of you and your stupid attitude,

Well EXCUSE ME.... I said we could call a truce. I'll leave it at that and see what his decision will be but my list still hasn't changed.

I will however leave more cookies and milk by the fireplace to entice the drop off.

SO Sorry Santa... here is my list again, same as previous years, please see what you can do and we go from there.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:13 pm

Sava700 wrote:I do believe Santa and I can have a truce... I get what I want and nobody gets hurt

Sounds like a mafia truce to me, if he gives you what you want and he doesn’t get shot. He’s fearful of getting shot or one of his prized reindeer especially Rudolph. That’s why he lets me ride along shot gun for protection. It’s not those little kids fault that their moms and dads or brother and sisters could be violent crack addicts. Having a gun is a necessary evil in some of those hoods he journeys though. Santa is a major softie though, he’ll risk his life to bring a smile to a small child’s face.

When I first started the Santa account almost ten years ago, I did it for laughter, cheer and to spread the holiday cheer some. I’m lucky Philip and Ken let me keep the account because technically it is against the rules to have more then one account on the board. While a lot of people had suspicions it was me, I think this is the first time I’m openly admitting to being Santa all these years.

Between getting sick with MS and Sava’ stupidity, I no longer have the desire to be Santa. If you want the account and I think you’d make a worthy Santa shoot me a PM and I’ll send you the password to the account. The potential of fun is great with Santa is great.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:36 pm

RoundEye wrote:Sounds like a mafia truce to me, if he gives you what you want and he doesn’t get shot. He’s fearful of getting shot or one of his prized reindeer especially Rudolph. That’s why he lets me ride along shot gun for protection. It’s not those little kids fault that their moms and dads or brother and sisters could be violent crack addicts. Having a gun is a necessary evil in some of those hoods he journeys though. Santa is a major softie though, he’ll risk his life to bring a smile to a small child’s face.

When I first started the Santa account almost ten years ago, I did it for laughter, cheer and to spread the holiday cheer some. I’m lucky Philip and Ken let me keep the account because technically it is against the rules to have more then one account on the board. While a lot of people had suspicions it was me, I think this is the first time I’m openly admitting to being Santa all these years.

Between getting sick with MS and Sava’ stupidity, I no longer have the desire to be Santa. If you want the account and I think you’d make a worthy Santa shoot me a PM and I’ll send you the password to the account. The potential of fun is great with Santa is great.

LOL relax man.... its all in good fun. I think your letting something go to your head. I can't help your MS but do wish you well.... I do think you just need to relax a little here and stop bashing me over it.. I've taken the insults in good stride but ya gotta draw the line at some point.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:05 pm

Sava700 wrote:Well EXCUSE ME.... I said we could call a truce. I'll leave it at that and see what his decision will be but my list still hasn't changed.

I will however leave more cookies and milk by the fireplace to entice the drop off.

SO Sorry Santa... here is my list again, same as previous years, please see what you can do and we go from there.

Sava. You go realize it’s just s game of fictional dreams?

Yet years later, after I was unable to put three human beings (3 college co-eds) under your tree, you’re STILL busting my balls over it.

Man. You must be the God of supreme whiny bitches. If you’re aren’t careful you’re going to develop a snatch between your legs, start eating Bon-Bons nd start sitting on the sofa watching soap operas all day.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:32 pm

Sava700 wrote:LOL relax man.... its all in good fun. I think your letting something go to your head. I can't help your MS but do wish you well.... I do think you just need to relax a little here and stop bashing me over it.. I've taken the insults in good stride but ya gotta draw the line at some point.

Your ****ing awesome!!! I really hope you get what you deserve this Christmas.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:06 am

It’s oblivious that the MS screws with my emotions quite as bit, still, you’re whining about something that happened years ago and threatening to shoot him and his reindeer. Let it go.

It’s no wonder that nobody will take the account from me.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:13 am

RoundEye wrote:
I hear Santa is ready, willing and capable of delivering hot monkey sex in any shape , form or color you w=ant it.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:39 am

RoundEye wrote:It’s oblivious that the MS screws with my emotions quite as bit, still, you’re whining about something that happened years ago and threatening to shoot him and his reindeer. Let it go.

It’s no wonder that nobody will take the account from me.

Umm I think your taking this to the extreme a bit much. RELAX!!!!! If I asked for a little remote controlled car instead would that be better?? Christ man.. I just don't know what in the world has gotten into you. I think you should be the one to LET IT GO... not me, I didn't revive the thread...I didn't bump the question or the request. I'll be honest I had no intentions of continuing the requested conversation.... but your busting my balls over it.

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:55 am

For Christmas I would also like for Sava and RoundEye to take a few chill pills and chillax...

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:08 am

UbahPenguin wrote:For Christmas I would also like for Sava and RoundEye to take a few chill pills and chillax...

Peace among the forum.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:49 am

roundeye is santa, how come i never knew this LOL

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:59 am

Mark wrote:roundeye is santa, how come i never knew this LOL

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:05 pm

Mark wrote:roundeye is santa, how come i never knew this LOL

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:24 pm

CableDude wrote:

i know, right ?

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:14 pm

I'll take one of these please

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:29 pm

Sava700 wrote:I do believe Santa and I can have a truce... I get what I want and nobody gets hurt

I would think that after two years you would realize your antics are pissing Santa off. Last year I kind of put up with it, this year I’m not. Threatening to harm Santa are shoot his reindeer unless he gives you what you want isn’t the way to spread Christmas cheer.

When I started the account ten years ago, I was posting as Santa through a proxy or from work, so even the mods didn’t know who I was through IP’s. I thought it would be a good way to bring holiday cheer to the board but evidently I was wrong. Between people crying about what they didn’t get for Christmas and someone threatening to harm Santa, I’m sorry buy I see no holiday spirit in that.

I’m sorry but Santa is NOT coming back if it’s up to me. Evidently he’s not that important to the members here because I offered to give the account away to any regular, active member here and I haven’t had not one taker yet.

Oh well.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:37 pm

RoundEye wrote:I would think that after two years you would realize your antics are pissing Santa off. Last year I kind of put up with it, this year I’m not. Threatening to harm Santa are shoot his reindeer unless he gives you what you want isn’t the way to spread Christmas cheer.

When I started the account ten years ago, I was posting as Santa through a proxy or from work, so even the mods didn’t know who I was through IP’s. I thought it would be a good way to bring holiday cheer to the board but evidently I was wrong. Between people crying about what they didn’t get for Christmas and someone threatening to harm Santa, I’m sorry buy I see no holiday spirit in that.

I’m sorry but Santa is NOT coming back if it’s up to me. Evidently he’s not that important to the members here because I offered to give the account away to any regular, active member here and I haven’t had not one taker yet.

Oh well.

Yep..ohh well, don't blame this decision on me. Once again I didn't bring it up this year... you did. End it now and leave it be cause there is more to the holiday spirit than listening to you cry about being santa, not being santa blah blah blah... tired of it really... Have a nice Xmas and I wish you well... this thread is dead.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:23 am

Sava700 wrote:ya remember what I asked for last year? It was rather simple...I can change it around a bit this year or I can wait with a shotgun outside come xmas night...I leave it up to you there buddy

Sava that is mighty noble of you wishing me well this year, I’m putting up with too much negativity in my life right now to have to endure it online too. But that is a matter I’m going to have to live with.

Please show me a post where I brought it up before this one. And no, you’re not the only reason I no longer wish to be Santa but one of the main reasons. I don’t like the person I’m turning into so I’m certain many others are too. I don’t like me right now but I hope you’re enjoying the grandiose dreams you are living inside your own head.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:32 am

Sava700 wrote:I'll take one of these please

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:18 am

RoundEye wrote:
Please show me a post where I brought it up before this one.

http://forums.speedguide.net/showpost.p ... stcount=34

there ya go man.... the thread was dead from last years December till that one.

I say we let it go...you throw the hat on once more and eat some cookies.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:21 pm

Sava700 wrote:Same thing I asked for last year that I never got

Sava700 wrote:ya remember what I asked for last year? It was rather simple...I can change it around a bit this year or I can wait with a shotgun outside come xmas night...I leave it up to you there buddy

Dating back to 12-03-08. We need to stop this, this is juvenile on both of our parts. Do you no comprende?