Help put some pressure on snufferz!

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:27 pm

Funny they don't look like brembo's legs.

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:27 pm

This thread is strange.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:28 pm

poolking wrote:This thread is strange.

Welcome

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:29 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Welcome

Thank you for welcoming me to this thread.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:29 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Ken I fear you've been out in the sun for too long today.

Well, I'm not as scared at being out in the sun all day as I would be of the "Do It Yourself, At Home Castration Kit" that he ordered... You know that he had to have a rubber band wrapped tight around "them" for over a month!

They finally fell off!

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:31 pm

Ken wrote:Well, I'm not as scared at being out in the sun all day as I would be of the "Do It Yourself, At Home Castration Kit" that he ordered... You know that he had to have a rubber band wrapped tight around "them" for over a month! They finally fell off!

My wife found that a nice pair of stainless steel sheers (extra large) works well too.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:31 pm

poolking wrote:This thread is strange.

Yes, yes... you are a bit strange... That's great though as you will fit right in! Welcome!

(We are having to give one of our "members" a good work over...

Feel free to jump in...)

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:32 pm

Well can I really work someone over I really don't know?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:32 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Funny they don't look like brembo's legs.

Brembos legs are a lot hairier... (He doesn't have good personal hygene...)

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:34 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:My wife found that a nice pair of stainless steel sheers (extra large) works well too.

If he grows another set, I will direct him to you...er...your wife... Wait, I heard after the "incident" that he doesn't like females anymore... er... I mean he doesn't like humans anymore...

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:34 pm

Ken wrote:Brembos legs are a lot hairier... (He doesn't have good personal hygene...)

True but snuf...snuf smells devine.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:35 pm

[quote="Ken"]If he grows another set, I will direct him to you...er...your wife... Wait, I heard after the "incident" that he doesn't like females anymore... er... I mean he doesn't like humans anymore... ]
Poor lad. Maybe Stacey can help him out.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:35 pm

poolking wrote:Well can I really work someone over I really don't know?

Jump in on it with both hands and give it your best!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:36 pm

[quote="Joint Chiefs of Staff"]Poor lad. Maybe Stacey can help him out. ]She was a large part of the incident, a very large part...

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:37 pm

Ken wrote:Jump in on it with both hands and give it your best!

Exactly how snuf described the first 2 minutes of last weekends rendezvous.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:37 pm

[quote="Ken"]She was a large part of the incident, a very large part... ]

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:38 pm

Ok Snuf, I guess I'll cancel out on our "meating" at the Squooshy Goose Bar & Feel so you can attend the SG meeting. I know how much you've been talking about hooking up with that stacyb chick... Nows your chance! :

::D ::D

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:38 pm

Ken wrote:Jump in on it with both hands and give it your best!

It depends what I'm I'm jumping on.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:39 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Exactly how snuf described the first 2 minutes of last weekends rendezvous.

Yeah, but then he let the ostriches and ducks out. Things got a bit funky after that...

Have you ever tried to make out with a duck? All they want to do is give you a bill...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:40 pm

EvilAngel wrote:Ok Snuf, I guess I'll cancel out on our "meating" at the Squooshy Goose Bar & Feel so you can attend the SG meeting. I know how much you've been talking about hooking up with that stacyb chick... Nows your chance! : ::D ::D

Why that 10 timing SOB! You are the one that he has been seeing behind our backs!

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:41 pm

Ken wrote:Yeah, but then he let the ostriches and ducks out. Things got a bit funky after that...

Have you ever tried to make out with a duck? All they want to do is give you a bill...

No I'd rather eat one.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:42 pm

Ken wrote:Yeah, but then he let the ostriches and ducks out. Things got a bit funky after that...

Have you ever tried to make out with a duck? All they want to do is give you a bill...

<groans>

lol

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:43 pm

poolking wrote:It depends what I'm I'm jumping on.

I recommend the duck over the ostrich... Or you could duck under the ostrich...

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:43 pm

They also drive you quackers.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:43 pm

[quote="Ken"]I recommend the duck over the ostrich... Or you could duck under the ostrich... ]

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:44 pm

poolking wrote:No I'd rather eat one.

Oh, that is sick!

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:46 pm

Ken wrote:Oh, that is sick!

You don't like duck with orange sauce?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:47 pm

poolking wrote:You don't like duck with orange sauce?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:48 pm

poolking wrote:You don't like duck with orange sauce?

Oohhh, now you are going to try and act like you meant eating the duck AFTER it was cooked... Oh boy, here we go...
We all know what you really meant, and that was sick, sick I say, sick!

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:50 pm

Yes I can't stand raw meat.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:51 pm

Duck sauce

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:51 pm

poolking wrote:Yes I can't stand raw meat.

Oh, cool. I thought for a minute that you were going to try and pull a "MadDoc" on us and try to say no fins or feathers...

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:53 pm

Ken wrote:Oh, cool. I thought for a minute that you were going to try and pull a "MadDoc" on us and try to say no fins or feathers...

I can see where a fin would come in handy.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:00 pm

[quote="Joint Chiefs of Staff"]I can see where a fin would come in handy. ]

That sounds rather fishy...

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:02 pm

Indy wrote:That sounds rather fishy...

Probably a Red Herring.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:02 pm

Indy wrote:That sounds rather fishy...

It is starting to smell fishy in here to!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:02 pm

What in the hell is going on in here????!???!?!

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:02 pm

poolking wrote:Probably a Red Herring.

I'm thinking Tuna...

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:02 pm

poolking wrote:Probably a Red Herring.

Did you say a Red Karen?

lol

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:03 pm

MadDoctor wrote:What in the hell is going on in here????!???!?!

OMGHI2U!!!!!!1111