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Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:15 pm

Serves up a Jaeger to Tiny Tim in a plastic glass.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:59 pm

Dang! My tab and I have not even had my first one yet. Yukon Jack on the rocks please barkeep

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:20 pm

Lefty, surpise me... im feeling saucey

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:26 pm

Bastid wrote:Lefty, surpise me... im feeling saucey

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:26 pm

Bastid wrote:Lefty, surpise me... im feeling saucey

Reeelaxxx time has just begun!

Far-N-Wide · Post by **Far-N-Wide** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:36 am

I had Ouzo and Cool Beer once... Thought someone handed me a Cool glass of milk. As they were puking from watching me drink it. I kept on downing it. Not the nastiest drink I ever had, But it ranks up there.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:19 pm

It's been one of those days bartender. I need a strong one.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:25 pm

Debbie wrote:It's been one of those days bartender. I need a strong one.

get the funnel

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:27 pm

Lefty wrote:get the funnel

And lay down across the bar!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:30 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:And lay down across the bar!

but first take off the clothes

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:06 pm

...get the funnel
...lay down across the bar
...but first take off your clothes

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:22 am

Be prepared bartender. There is a full moon on Friday!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:41 pm

Debbie wrote:Be prepared bartender. There is a full moon on Friday!

So the women will be wild?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:53 pm

Lunch special today....GYRO's w/spicy fries.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:01 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:So the women will be wild?

I guess you have to wait until Friday to see.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:32 pm

Debbie wrote:It's been one of those days ... I need a strong one.

"Ahem".

*cough cough*.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:48 pm

[quote="YeOldeStonecat"]"Ahem".

*cough cough*.

]

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:52 pm

Lefty wrote:but first take off the clothes

so um like, uh were you asking StoneCat that?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:03 pm

Bastid wrote:so um like, uh were you asking StoneCat that?

HER!!! HE'S TELLING HER!!!

"Soup"!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:48 pm

buys Philip a round.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:16 pm

fill er up bartender!!

Do I need to take off my clothes now?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:18 pm

Debbie wrote:fill er up bartender!! Do I need to take off my clothes now?

set bottle of spice rum in front of debbie

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:19 pm

Lefty wrote:set bottle of spice rum in front of debbie

Starmax · Post by **Starmax** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:24 pm

Yegger bomb here plzzzzzzzzzz..

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:27 pm

Starmax wrote:Yegger bomb here plzzzzzzzzzz..

we only serve doubles

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:44 pm

Debbie wrote:fill er up bartender!! Do I need to take off my clothes now?

Looks like I came home from the bar just in time!

//saddles up to the bar.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:45 pm

pours Scat a bushmill.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:45 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Looks like I came home from the bar just in time!

//saddles up to the bar.

I'm in trouble now.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:49 pm

Lefty wrote:pours Scat a bushmill.

Duuuuuuude! Long as it mixes well with that Stoly blueberry stuff the girls at the bar next door were trying out. Kinda went OK with the few pints of Guinness I had with my bacon burger tonight.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:49 pm

Debbie wrote: I'm in trouble now.

Heehee..where's the bottle of maple syrup!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:53 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Duuuuuuude! Long as it mixes well with that Stoly blueberry stuff the girls at the bar next door were trying out. Kinda went OK with the few pints of Guinness I had with my bacon burger tonight.

its all good

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:53 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Heehee..where's the bottle of maple syrup!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:57 pm

tosses Cat the keys. I'm off everyone, night. Plays Moody's Mood For Love by George Benson on the juke box while I finish my last drink of the night.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:03 pm

Lefty wrote:tosses Cat the keys. I'm off everyone, night. Plays Moody's Mood For Love by George Benson on the juke box while I finish my last drink of the night.

Have a good night Lefty. See ya tomorrow.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:12 pm

//looks at Deb...

Ooo..we're all alone now!

We got a leather sectional couch in the office.

Starmax · Post by **Starmax** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:12 am

Lefty wrote:we only serve doubles

oopssss make it a triple, ill need to catch up...............

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:06 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Heehee..where's the bottle of maple syrup!

Ha Ha Ha!! It's all over Debbies lap you goof!!

Geezz..speedguide Mom leaves for a couple of days...and you guys get crazy!! Ohhh...how I love it!!

Double please Lefty..Your choice!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:44 pm

[quote="MissTynker2"]Ha Ha Ha!! It's all over Debbies lap you goof!!

Geezz..speedguide Mom leaves for a couple of days...and you guys get crazy!! Ohhh...how I love it!!

Double please Lefty..Your choice! ]
Double rumrunner up.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:34 pm

What the heck is a yegger bong?? Guess I have been out of the bartender loop too long! *wink*!.....however...I can still make up some marvelous drinks of my own imagination...and some great finger foods ( oh!!! that could COST me) treats!

A double of whatever Barkeep...it has NOT been a nice day!!

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:35 pm

This place serve Red Stripe?

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