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Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:56 pm

Tonight in the VIP room;

Seether & Coldplay

Keg Party · Post by **Keg Party** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:15 pm

Lefty wrote:Tonight in the VIP room;

Seether & Coldplay

Sweet!

How much are lap dances?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:27 pm

Did the Guinness delivery arrive yet? I'm ready...gonna put a big dent in it tonight!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:44 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Did the Guinness delivery arrive yet? I'm ready...gonna put a big dent in it tonight!

Yuppers...

The best stout IMHO is;

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:46 pm

Sam Smiths is great stuff.

I love their Taddy Porter.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:01 pm

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:02 pm

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:58 pm

Ok gang! I just snuck in a fresh batch of crab cakes to share with ya. Fixed up some buttery cinnamon/sugar fritters as well. Enjoy!

Coors Light pweeze, bartender

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:52 pm

Wow, you ppl have been bored haven't ya?!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:07 pm

Grimson wrote:Wow, you ppl have been bored haven't ya?!

Not in this place...ya can't be!

Does this mean you have had a bored moment....and found us?

Welcome! And order up!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:48 pm

Bushmills on sale $2 a shot...

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:18 pm

Lefty wrote:Bushmills on sale $2 a shot...

That, to Downhill, is like Bacon to me!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:50 pm

I want some bacon!!!! No fair!!! Is there a bacon flavored liquor or sumthin'? Now there's an idea!! Might be a great seller!

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:56 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Not in this place...ya can't be! Does this mean you have had a bored moment....and found us? Welcome! And order up!

I'll take one of everything, I'm not scared!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:40 pm

Grimson wrote:I'll take one of everything, I'm not scared!

Wowza! Brave man, ya are Sir! We don't make 'em light in this tavern...however...there is a cot already made up in the back room..for those that need a slight nap. Enjoy! Slides over a Long Island Iced Tea, A Scorpion, and a Zombie to whet the whistle...just holler when you are ready for the next set

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:56 pm

Just be sure to put straws in them. I'll drink em all at once!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:26 am

Urine! Sterile and full of taste!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:13 pm

Ok Bossman..you are relieved...MissTynker2 reporting for duty, and I brought a fresh loaf of banana nut bread to share. Order up gents!

Oh wait!! Larry wanted a busty barmaid...<<<<runs quickly to bedroom for pillows.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:09 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Oh wait!! Larry wanted a busty barmaid...<<<<runs quickly to bedroom for pillows.

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:32 pm

bring me a bottle of Cazadores, 4 limes cut into quarters, salt, and the dirtiest straight glass you have in the house.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:01 pm

ghettoside wrote:bring me a bottle of Cazadores, 4 limes cut into quarters, salt, and the dirtiest straight glass you have in the house.

Ok! Take over bartending while I make a quick flight to Mexico! I suppose ya want a worm too?

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:21 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Ok! Take over bartending while I make a quick flight to Mexico! I suppose ya want a worm too?

It took you long enough.

No, Cazadores doesn't have a worm. Some bartender you are...

I went and got my own bottle...

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:24 pm

Whadda ya want Jeff. I am Irish..not Mexican! And who else could they get to work here for free!! Found it at the local liquor store for ya..good thing too...the airport refused me boarding because of the pillows I had stuffed in place for Larry...spotted me as a phony Dolly Parton right off the bat! Dang!

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:25 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Whadda ya want Jeff. I am Irish..not Mexican! And who else could they get to work here for free!! Found it at the local liquor store for ya..good thing too...the airport refused me boarding because of the pillows I had stuffed in place for Larry...spotted me as a phony Dolly Parton right off the bat! Dang!

lol

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:37 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Whadda ya want Jeff. I am Irish..not Mexican! And who else could they get to work here for free!! Found it at the local liquor store for ya..good thing too...the airport refused me boarding because of the pillows I had stuffed in place for Larry...spotted me as a phony Dolly Parton right off the bat! Dang!

i work here for free.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:42 pm

Lefty wrote:i work here for free.

Don't all business owners?

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:56 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Don't all business owners?

not the really smart ones...

j/k Lefty

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:58 pm

lol, after I left here last night I went to bed.

I was an hour late this morn for work, started at 7. See what happens when I enter a tavern...

I took a theraflu at 12:30a, had a hard time getting up this morn.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:39 pm

ghettoside wrote:lol, after I left here last night I went to bed.

I was an hour late this morn for work, started at 7. See what happens when I enter a tavern...

I took a theraflu at 12:30a, had a hard time getting up this morn.

Nahhh...don't go blaming the tavern!! You were just fine when you left here...it was all that time you spent on the puter afterwards that did ya in!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:40 pm

Lefty wrote:Yuppers...

The best stout IMHO is;

OMG that stuff is GREAT!!!!!!

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:01 pm

downhill wrote:OMG that stuff is GREAT!!!!!!

May I invite you for champagne Hubert made in Sered 1952 ?
Still have few bottles, PRICELESS

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:05 pm

rivas wrote:May I invite you for champagne Hubert made in Sered 1952 ?
Still have few bottles, PRICELESS

Dang!! Now who could refuse that!

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:55 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Nahhh...don't go blaming the tavern!! You were just fine when you left here...it was all that time you spent on the puter afterwards that did ya in!

I went to bed at 6p after I signed off from messenger. Then I was up after 10:30. lol, I just had to do my 24 hour login, so make that 10:45 that I got up, and I wasn't on messenger that long...

I better just stay out of taverns...

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:37 pm

Bar keep, get me a Guinness and Bushmills double. I'm all achey from doing the driveway.

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:33 pm

who's working?

Far-N-Wide · Post by **Far-N-Wide** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:10 pm

I'd Like a Tanger please

A shot each of Vodka, 7-Up and Orange Jiuce.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:16 pm

Far-N-Wide wrote:I'd Like a Tanger please

A shot each of Vodka, 7-Up and Orange Jiuce.

Coming right up.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:16 pm

ghettoside wrote:who's working?

I was, didn't you see me looking in the mirror when I said that.

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:26 pm

Lefty wrote:I was, didn't you see me looking in the mirror when I said that.

lol

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:07 am

I am serving breakfast. Order up.

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