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Hey, you know why rabbits don't make a sound...

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when having sex?


























Because they have cotton balls :D
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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Heh cotton blal s I like thats one. :)
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You know why Canadians do it doggy style?
















So they can both watch the Hockey game :D
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what's invisible and smells like carrots?








bunny farts.
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Two Peanut's where walking through the Park & one was a salted
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Originally posted by Indy
You know why Canadians do it doggy style?
















So they can both watch the Hockey game :D


ah men brother! ;)
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Originally posted by minir
Two Peanut's where walking through the Park & one was a salted


LOL
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Originally posted by Faust
what's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts.


LMAO!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Why do bulldogs have flat noses?










From chasing parked cars.
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