What do you do when your mad at your comp?

GatoNanashi · Post by **GatoNanashi** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:01 pm

Personally I slam the mouse down, cuss a bit, perhaps even shake the monitor. Anyone practice similar acts of violence at there little boxes of joy?

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:06 pm

I B*tch Slap my monitor!

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:18 pm

I bunch the crap out of the desk...

Paft · Post by **Paft** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:23 pm

Scream 'Basic' at it over and over whilist hitting the moniter.

Altema · Post by **Altema** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:24 pm

Originally posted by tHE_0ne
I B*tch Slap my monitor!

Ditto lol

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:25 pm

I kiced the comptuer.. punched the monitor.... hit the wall... hit the desk... run down and up the stairs to vent.... GRRRRRR

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:28 pm

I kick my mom in the head

If your paying attention you'll understand

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:38 pm

I open every program I have so it hurts it's memory and get's a headache.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:40 pm

I threaten it that I will buy an iMac

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:45 pm

I cruse the SUN/UNIX websites and download links to my favorites.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:47 pm

Originally posted by MadDoctor
I cruse the SUN/UNIX websites and download links to my favorites.

Too subtle....

I open the box up, put on welding gloves and menace the PSU with a fork.

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:49 pm

format c:\ /q

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:00 pm

I've found most often that it's the nut loose between the chair and keyboard causing most of the problems.

OxBlooD · Post by **OxBlooD** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:00 pm

Bent and mutilated a computer disk.
Intentionally scratched and bent a CD ROM disk.
Popped off keys from the computer keyboard.
Ripped out a computer cable damaging the plugs.
Slammed a keyboard down on a surface hard enough to break it.
Slammed a mouse down on a surfce hard enough to break it.
Verbally cursed at a computer out loud.
Kicked a computer hard enough to break it or leave a dent

I hate my f*&#ng Pll 300mhz old crapy ##@%$% "punch keyboard" piece of junk PC

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:19 pm

Originally posted by Noevo
I threaten it that I will buy an iMac

that is major!

OxBlooD · Post by **OxBlooD** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:23 pm

tomsykes · Post by **tomsykes** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:27 pm

I got so pissed off at my old mouse and computer (some no name brand AMD computer)... i took the mouse outside, started spinning it around on the cord and smashed it up :

Then i went and bought a nice toshiba laptop to replace the silly AMD PC

I can never be mad at this sweet little machine

IRS · Post by **IRS** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:29 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
I've found most often that it's the nut loose between the chair and keyboard causing most of the problems.

I think thats caled a E.B.K.A.C
Error Between Keyboard And Chair

XSeaNX · Post by **XSeaNX** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:37 pm

my old monitor I used the puch the s*** out of it, to the point I almost broke it a couple of times (if I wanted to I could..but I always tried not to) or I would bang on the desk a couple times....with my new computer I try not to hit the monitor...its too expensive and nice for that..lol

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri May 10, 2002 10:23 pm

The Logitech wireless, optical mouse is sooooooo sweet. Never knew how much my ball mouse sucked until I got my optical.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 10, 2002 11:07 pm

Originally posted by MadDoctor
The Logitech wireless, optical mouse is sooooooo sweet. Never knew how much my ball mouse sucked until I got my optical.

We share the same pleasures. Logitech wireless optical mouse that is.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:12 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff

We share the same pleasures.

Don't ever, EVAR! say those words to mad doc again. I can't handle thinking of two people that enjoy those pleasures

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 10, 2002 11:19 pm

Originally posted by Noevo

Don't ever, EVAR! say those words to mad doc again. I can't handle thinking of two people that enjoy those pleasures

LMAO

Just giving the pot a good stir.

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:26 pm

Usually when my comp gives me a lot of problems, I just pour distilled water over the components to clean them off.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 10, 2002 11:34 pm

Now what was it my high school computer teacher told me once.

Ah yes....computers are only as smart as the user.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:35 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Now what was it my high school computer teacher told me once.

Ah yes....computers are only as smart as the user.

DO NOT INSULT MY COMP LIKE THAT.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 10, 2002 11:37 pm

Originally posted by brembo

DO NOT INSULT MY COMP LIKE THAT.

*sticks a firecracker in your floppy drive*

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:39 pm

For me it would depend.....

I live in Idaho..so......when I'm fustrated at the computer....I read or sit in a hot bath or watch tv for a while....sometimes the answer needs to fester for a while...

If I lived in Texas...I'd go out for a lap dance......sometimes the answer needs to fester for a while.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 10, 2002 11:45 pm

Originally posted by downhill
For me it would depend.....

I live in Idaho..so......when I'm fustrated at the computer....I read or sit in a hot bath

Oh no! You didn't openly admit to taking hot baths?

I bet you meant HOT TUB, right?

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:46 pm

Sounds like most of you have issues to deal with, and should lay offffff the caffeine. Getting angry with inanimate objects, and physically attacking them, isn't normal.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:51 pm

Originally posted by Norm
Sounds like most of you have issues to deal with, and should lay of the caffeine. Getting angry with inanimate objects, and physically attacking them, isn't normal.

and should lay of the caffeine

right back at ya big boy....

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Sat May 11, 2002 12:28 pm

i man-ho-bi#$h smack it and then i kick and then curse the day i bought compaq

GatoNanashi · Post by **GatoNanashi** » Sat May 11, 2002 12:43 pm

Well damn I didnt think this would be such a popular topic

, yea compaqs do suck ass.

I bought mine form a local shop and for the longest I wanted to chunck a brick through there window, but since I pretty much rebuilt it myself, it works much better now