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John & Ken arrested in St Pete..

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As many of you may already know, John went to Fla to meet with Phillip and Ken.........

Earlier this afternoon John and Ken were in a Wendys eating burgers when they were approached by what appeared to be a local crackhead soliciting money. Ken got pissed at the guy. John tried to calm down Ken and the crackhead pulled out a gun.

John grabbed the gun and while wrestling it away from him it went off, shooting Ken in the left knee. It went off again and this time a bullet hit a Wendy's employee.

Long story short......John and Ken were arrested. Don't ask me why, they just were. Someting about reckless endangerment.

Anyway, we all need to pitch in to bail them out asap. I am in charge of collecting the money and i will forward it to the appropriate persons.

At this time, we are requesting that each and every one of you who frequent these forums send 1 (or more) US dollars to:

Bail Fund
3139 Highland Lane
Fairfax, VA 22031

I will keep you posted as this ordeal unfolds....

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You are so kind Tony. :D
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sory......I was on the phone with an attorney in Fla.
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Ken would have asked for lube long before bail money...

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April Fools?

I f ucking hope not...this is too serious of a matter to joke about...

WHen I read the title, I thought it was a joke, but then reading the story it sounds real to me.

If your joking about this, that's pretty low, and you about gave me a damn heart attack..

Good luck john and Ken...i'll do what i can for you!

(though I must say, doing what john did, grabbing the gun was a very stupid and dangerous move, as you can see, 2 people were injured, and then they got arrested. )
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If this is fake, the whole getting shot in the eye part of the story was in poor taste.
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Originally posted by Macho-Module
If this is fake, the whole getting shot in the eye part of the story was in poor taste.
ken got shot in the knee, not the eye.

and i hope this is a fake....this is seriously not good and not funny :(
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what did they eat at wendys? :p

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Originally posted by tHE_0ne
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what did they eat at wendys? :p
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Originally posted by drdoug99


ken got shot in the knee, not the eye.

and i hope this is a fake....this is seriously not good and not funny :(
My bad. But the Ken getting shot bit is still kinda in bad taste.

Nothing personal with you Tony. I'm not knockin you. This just could have been much funnier if you had said, "OMIGOSH GUYS! BRENT FOLLOWED JOHN DOWN TO FLORIDA AND HAS KIDNAPPED HIM WITH PHILIP AND KEN AND THEY ARE LOCKED IN TEH CELLAR WITH PREY AND BRENT'S NUDE IMPRESSIONS OF STAR TREK CHARACTERS COLLECTION!!!1 ARE YUO A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE TEH ADMIN!?!?"
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It's April Fools guys, actually we just watched "Swordfish" after John kicked my butt @ Q3A, all of us are fine and in good health, thanks for caring.
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Originally posted by FunK
Ken would have asked for lube long before bail money...

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Originally posted by TonyT

John & Ken arrested in St Pete..
As many of you may already know, John went to Fla to meet with Phillip and Ken.........

Earlier this afternoon John and Ken were in a Wendys eating burgers when they were approached by what appeared to be a local crackhead soliciting money. Ken got pissed at the guy. John tried to calm down Ken and the crackhead pulled out a gun.

John grabbed the gun and while wrestling it away from him it went off, shooting Ken in the left knee. It went off again and this time a bullet hit a Wendy's employee.

Long story short......John and Ken were arrested. Don't ask me why, they just were. Someting about reckless endangerment.

Anyway, we all need to pitch in to bail them out asap. I am in charge of collecting the money and i will forward it to the appropriate persons.

At this time, we are requesting that each and every one of you who frequent these forums send 1 (or more) US dollars to:

Bail Fund
3139 Highland Lane
Fairfax, VA 22031

I will keep you posted as this ordeal unfolds....

tt

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Update:

Out on bail now.........
Ken is walking sorta funny today. John has a fixed shallow smirk on face........They met w/ attorney........charges dropped. It seems one of the guards in lockup took a liking to the boys.....John and Ken mumbling something about counter suit and false arrest.....Boys off to Wendy's to finish burgers and spend rest of day looking for Pee Wee Herman, who has been reported to be frequenting the local theatres recently.
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