Who should clean up the mess in the bathroom?

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:14 am

I wake up this morning and walk in my bathroom to take a piss. The toilet was not flushed. We have a plunger right next to the toilet.

So I assumed that it was not clogged, because if it did clog it would have been fixed by whomever clogged it. I figured they forgot to flush, so I flushed it.

That joker overflowed everywhere. I had to go to class, so I left it, really pissed that my roomate would leave a toilet clogged when the ****ing plunger is right there.

Should I clean it up, leave it for him, or are we both at fault?

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:15 am

clearly the room mate should clean it up,no question.

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:19 am

1st: depends on if you can stand to leave it

2nd: if he cleans up after you sometimes

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:43 am

No one cleans up after me. I even throw my trash from the kitchen away in my room. I am the worlds most quit, clean, and keep to myself room mate.

I also informed him when he moved in our toilet was quirky and a courtesy flush was required for optimal flusher performance. Aparantly he took that as **** a 10 lb burrito, throw 2 rolls of toilet paper in with it, flush and walk away.

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:46 am

Shagster wrote:No one cleans up after me. I even throw my trash from the kitchen away in my room. I am the worlds most quit, clean, and keep to myself room mate.

I also informed him when he moved in our toilet was quirky and a courtesy flush was required for optimal flusher performance. Aparantly he took that as **** a 10 lb burrito, throw 2 rolls of toilet paper in with it, flush and walk away.

You go to GATech. The roommates there are often gross, socially-awkward WoW-kids. Tell him to clean up his mess and call housing. Disgusting.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:50 am

Gixxer wrote:1st: depends on if you can stand to leave it

2nd: if he cleans up after you sometimes

Damn if I don't agree with you Gixxer.

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:53 am

MadDoctor wrote:Damn if I don't agree with you Gixxer.

somebody mark this date down. you know, some people will now look down on you after your declaration.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:03 pm

People have been looking down at the top of my head (as I kneel before them) for years. Some even try to balance there beer on the sharp point on my head as they grab my ears.

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:14 pm

Lol, this thread is tagged with "fecal matter"?

That bathroom is going to ****ing stink.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:34 pm

Shagster wrote:So I assumed that it was not clogged, because if it did clog it would have been fixed by whomever clogged it. I figured they forgot to flush, so I flushed it.

That joker overflowed everywhere. I had to go to class, so I left it, really pissed that my roomate would leave a toilet clogged when the ****ing plunger is right there.

Should I clean it up, leave it for him, or are we both at fault?

First... you assumed. Never assume.

Perhaps (like you) he was in a hurry, saw the problem but didn't have time to fix it. Logic would demand a message/note indicating a overflow problem if flushed. Again, if he was in a hurry, a message might taken too much time.

For every "error" I can blame on my wife, I believe there are three that can be blamed on me. Talk to the guy and find out the history. Perhaps he has a phobia about plungers. Maybe he's had no luck in the past with plunging a toilet and didn't want to try it again. Maybe he's as ass. Is he? Is this typical behavior? Perhaps someone else left the bomb as a funny.

Only a 3 day discussion at an off-site facility can truly resolve this problem. A moderator and panel of experts is also recommended. If the problem can be repeated (step by step) perhaps insight to the point where you came in can be understood and appreciated.

Put the mess into a ziplock bag and place it on his pillow with a note of concern.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:47 pm

MadDoctor wrote:....Put the mess into a ziplock bag and place it on his pillow with a note of concern....

Did you misplace something?

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:59 pm

Dan wrote:clearly the room mate should clean it up,no question.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:53 pm

I would leave some exlax laden brownies on the counter and then wrap the toilet with saran wrap in the middle of the night. Let’s see him clean that mess up.

(not really but it’s a funny idea to think about)

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:16 pm

RoundEye wrote:I would leave some exlax laden brownies on the counter and then remove all toilet paper... and anything else he might use to wipe. Leave a stack of #80 grit sandpaper.

Fixed

jasonb31 · Post by **jasonb31** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:40 pm

RoundEye wrote:I would leave some exlax laden brownies on the counter and then wrap the toilet with saran wrap in the middle of the night. Let’s see him clean that mess up.

(not really but it’s a funny idea to think about)

Its really his fault for not catching it time and letting it flood over. You can always shut the water off fast enough. Having said that I think its time to Crisco the bathroom floor and watch his roommate bust his ass one good time and then maybe he will get the hint.

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:50 pm

jasonb31 wrote:Its really his fault for not catching it time and letting it flood over. You can always shut the water off fast enough. Having said that I think its time to Crisco the bathroom floor and watch his roommate bust his ass one good time and then maybe he will get the hint.

Wrong! this is a pressurized toilet. No valve.

jasonb31 · Post by **jasonb31** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:55 pm

Shagster wrote:Wrong! this is a pressurized toilet. No valve.

Oh lol, I did not know that sorry. Crisco time.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:39 pm

Shagster wrote:Wrong! this is a pressurized toilet. No valve.

Good Lord man!!!!! That log must have been the size of a large man's arm!!!!

Those turbo-flush pressurized toilet can flush body parts to include bone. He must have eaten 8 lbs. of peanut butter to cause that kind of blockage.

No... I don't want to see a picture of the guy.

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:51 pm

Use his pillow case to wipe up the water on the floor. He will get the idea...

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:10 pm

MadDoctor wrote:People have been looking down at the top of my head (as I kneel before them) for years. Some even try to balance there beer on the sharp point on my head as they grab my ears.

You can take a man off the farm, but you can’t take the farm out the man.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:21 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Good Lord man!!!!! That log must have been the size of a large man's arm!!!!

Those turbo-flush pressurized toilet can flush body parts to include bone. He must have eaten 8 lbs. of peanut butter to cause that kind of blockage.

No... I don't want to see a picture of the guy.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:36 pm

Stick his head in the toilet and flush.

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:15 pm

maybe you have a phantom pooper in your dorm.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:45 pm

RoundEye wrote:I would leave some exlax laden brownies on the counter and then wrap the toilet with saran wrap in the middle of the night. Let’s see him clean that mess up.

(not really but it’s a funny idea to think about)

Roundeye there is something that works faster and has no taste when mixed with a drink--Miralax. Used it for colonoscopy prep, that should tell you how well it works!

Get the large bottle and put it in a pitcher with some Gatorade or whatever the clown drinks. 1/2 hour later, someone is going to be making a mess.

http://www.austingastro.com/forms/north ... rade_n.pdf

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:11 pm

blebs, what an evil, demented little man you are.

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:26 pm

Wait till he is sleeping and then beat him with a plunger...a la Full Metal Jacket

JC · Post by JC » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:49 pm

Shagster wrote:I wake up this morning and walk in my bathroom to take a piss. The toilet was not flushed. We have a plunger right next to the toilet.

So I assumed that it was not clogged, because if it did clog it would have been fixed by whomever clogged it. I figured they forgot to flush, so I flushed it.

That joker overflowed everywhere. I had to go to class, so I left it, really pissed that my roomate would leave a toilet clogged when the ****ing plunger is right there.

Should I clean it up, leave it for him, or are we both at fault?

JUst go find a couple Mexicans, They'll do it!

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:02 pm

RoundEye wrote:blebs, what an evil, demented little man you are.

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:48 pm

This battle is still waging.

Using the restroom on the other side of the room in exchange for helping them with their weekly cleaning.

I also took all the toilet paper (all purchased by me) out of that bathroom and put it in the other one.

So now he can **** a brick and have no toilet paper to boot.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:40 pm

Shagster wrote:This battle is still waging.

Using the restroom on the other side of the room in exchange for helping them with their weekly cleaning.

I also took all the toilet paper (all purchased by me) out of that bathroom and put it in the other one.

So now he can **** a brick and have no toilet paper to boot.

Be careful he might start using your t-shirts.

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:49 am

Spammy wrote:Be careful he might start using your t-shirts.

He's gonna die before that happens. He walked in there barefoot before taking a shower. His nose must be broken.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:33 am

tao_jones wrote:a la Full Metal Jacket

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:34 am

Shagster wrote:He's gonna die before that happens. He walked in there barefoot before taking a shower. His nose must be broken.

I think I mentioned this before. NEW roommate brother!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:03 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:I think I mentioned this before. NEW roommate brother!

Exactly. Not everyone is compatible. You've got to be comfortable in your own living space. There's no reason you should allow yourself to have a tense environment in your own home. You're supposed to go home from work and relax, enjoy things, decompress, etc.

You're most likely not able to change the other person.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:35 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote: Exactly. Room with a hot chick who wants to screw you into a coma.

fixed

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:00 am

well, did he do it? what was the outcome?

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:04 pm

No, still crappy, I'm using the bathroom on the other side of the room.

Its a temp dorm room for summer living, my normal dorm is closed atm. I get to move back into my normal dorm on August 2 and will have the same roomate I had the last two semesters. That one is trained.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:11 pm

Shagster wrote:He's gonna die before that happens. He walked in there barefoot before taking a shower. His nose must be broken.

Fricking Nasty