On my lips

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:04 pm

Prey521 wrote:Oh, and I fooled around for a bit with a Salvadorian chick in high school! Diablo loco, esa mujer era una tigresa!

The janitor does NOT count.

Shenanigans!!!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:22 pm

mountainman wrote:I hear the baby looks like Lefty. I'm just sayin. Don't hate the messenger.

BURN!!!!...and funny as hell!!!!!!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:23 pm

RoundEye wrote:Even a blind squirrel gets a nut now and then.

You're KILLING me!!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:23 pm

mountainman wrote:The janitor does NOT count.

Shenanigans!!!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:25 pm

mountainman wrote:The janitor does NOT count.

Shenanigans!!!

You Sir... are on a roll!!!!!!!

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:52 pm

Go to a few biker rallies, watch the weenie bite contest, and then tell me you don't develop a odd fascination with watching a woman eat something long and round.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:29 pm

MadDoctor wrote:You Sir... are on a roll!!!!!!!

LOL... I'm actually in West End London right now. It must be all these sophisticated, witty English types rubbing off on me.

BULLOCKS!!!

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:34 pm

mountainman wrote:... I'm actually in West End London right now....

How much gas did you put in that damn airplane anyway !?!?!?!?

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:37 pm

RoundEye wrote:How much gas did you put in that damn airplane anyway !?!?!?!?

Pretty sure I overflew my intended airport.

I thought Lake Erie seemed a bit big. Oops! I thought I just had a terrible headwind.

:-|

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:38 pm

mountainman wrote:...Pretty sure I overflew my intended airport...

ya think?

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:40 pm

RoundEye wrote:ya think?

Should the icy glaciers of Greenland give it away?

Really - I'm here for a trade show that I finished today in Birmingham. Took the train back down here today for a few days of sightseeing in London.

Back to the States on Friday...

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:44 pm

I hear ya man, not only would I love a brake from my home, I would like to get out of the States for a while.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:00 pm

She's such a kidder.

I've been burying bones in Levity_Kitty's backyard for a coon's age. She'll deny it, but.....I have pics.

She's upset because at one point she was like, "Burke tengo tu bebe en mi stomacho!" and I refused. After that, she makes a point to tell everyone our o.pee.pee sessions are "fantasy."

She dropped her zero and got with a hero, then I kicked her to the curb Derek Vinyard style. Kitty, don't loathe the condition, it's just penile attrition.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:01 pm

DAMN!!!!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:02 pm

Burke wrote:She's such a kidder.

I've been burying bones in Levity_Kitty's backyard for a coon's age. She'll deny it, but.....I have pics.

She's upset because at one point she was like, "Burke tengo tu bebe en mi stomacho!" and I refused. After that, she makes a point to tell everyone our o.pee.pee sessions are "fantasy."

She dropped her zero and got with a hero, then I kicked her to the curb Derek Vinyard style. Kitty, don't loathe the condition, it's just penile attrition.

buwahahahahahaha

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:05 pm

RoundEye wrote:I hear ya man, not only would I love a brake from my home, I would like to get out of the States for a while.

I'll be honest and say that it isn't that great. You should go somewhere in the USA to get away. This place is too bloody expensive.

After being to many countries, there isn't a lot that you can't see in the USA which is easy for us to get to.

Anyway, back on topic.............

LIPS AND BANANAS!!!

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:07 pm

I'm having a coronary over here. Haha!!

Kitty better come out of the woodwork to defend her honor.

(Did I just mention "kitty", "come", and "wood" in the same sentence? YEs!)

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:18 pm

Burke wrote:She's such a kidder.

I've been burying bones in Levity_Kitty's backyard for a coon's age. She'll deny it, but.....I have pics.

She's upset because at one point she was like, "Burke tengo tu bebe en mi stomacho!" and I refused. After that, she makes a point to tell everyone our o.pee.pee sessions are "fantasy."

She dropped her zero and got with a hero, then I kicked her to the curb Derek Vinyard style. Kitty, don't loathe the condition, it's just penile attrition.

Pure poetry!!!!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:18 pm

mountainman wrote:I'm having a coronary over here. Haha!!

Kitty better come out of the woodwork to defend her honor.

(Did I just mention "kitty", "come", and "wood" in the same sentence? YEs!)

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:19 pm

Burke wrote:She's such a kidder.

I've been burying bones in Levity_Kitty's backyard for a coon's age. She'll deny it, but.....I have pics.

She's upset because at one point she was like, "Burke tengo tu bebe en mi stomacho!" and I refused. After that, she makes a point to tell everyone our o.pee.pee sessions are "fantasy."

She dropped her zero and got with a hero, then I kicked her to the curb Derek Vinyard style. Kitty, don't loathe the condition, it's just penile attrition.

Reps sent

Levity_Kitty · Post by **Levity_Kitty** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:26 pm

Burke wrote:She's such a kidder.

I've been burying bones in Levity_Kitty's backyard for a coon's age. She'll deny it, but.....I have pics.

She's upset because at one point she was like, "Burke tengo tu bebe en mi stomacho!" and I refused. After that, she makes a point to tell everyone our o.pee.pee sessions are "fantasy."

She dropped her zero and got with a hero, then I kicked her to the curb Derek Vinyard style. Kitty, don't loathe the condition, it's just penile attrition.

The bones Burke is talking about are the hot wings he had last night...the pics he's referring to are those of a Latina porn star he downloaded from one of the smut sites he frequents and I refuse to discuss the penile attrition....I know he's currently taking medication for that...

luv ya Burke

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:27 pm

I think I just heard a toilet flush, and this thread just went right on down with the turd.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:29 pm

Levity_Kitty wrote:

The bones Burke is talking about are the hot wings he had last night...the pics he's referring to are those of a Latina porn star he downloaded from one of the smut sites he frequents and I refuse to discuss the penile attrition....I know he's currently taking medication for that...

luv ya Burke

De-Nile ain't just a river in Africa

Yes, I know how it's spelled

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:04 pm

This whole thread is killing me.

Levity_Kitty · Post by **Levity_Kitty** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:08 pm

(Did I just mention "kitty", "come", and "wood" in the same sentence? YEs!)[/QUOTE]

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:57 pm

Actually, taking March into account, your username should be changed to "Levity_Blumpkin".

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:59 pm

Burke wrote:Actually, taking March into account, your username should be changed to "Levity_Blumpkin".

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:25 pm

Burke wrote:Actually, taking March into account, your username should be changed to "Levity_Blumpkin".

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:46 pm

Prey521 wrote:

x2

WOW!

Levity_Kitty · Post by **Levity_Kitty** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:01 pm

Burke wrote:Actually, taking March into account, your username should be changed to "Levity_Blumpkin".

Blumpkin? Let me google it.........hang on.........

Um..

You've got me mistaken with your sister again Burke. Geeeeez.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:14 pm

Burke....dude.

Blumpkin?

That's just wrong. Damn funny, but so, so wrong.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:23 pm

brembo wrote:Burke....dude.

Blumpkin?

That's just wrong. Damn funny, but so, so wrong.

Is it as wrong as Burkeanaisse?

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:34 pm

Levity_Kitty wrote:Blumpkin? Let me google it.........hang on......... Um..
You've got me mistaken with your sister again Burke. Geeeeez.

No, I'm right.

My sister covers the Hot Karls, you cover Blumpkins.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:39 pm

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:42 pm

Burke wrote:My sister covers the Hot Karls, you cover Blumpkins.

rep points sent!

Levity_Kitty · Post by **Levity_Kitty** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:56 am

MadDoctor wrote:rep points sent!

I've hired a hit man...watch your back Doc.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:55 pm

Threadsurrection.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:01 pm

Prey521 wrote:^

http://www.tmi-intelligence.com/Images/tmi_logo.gif

Worst use of an image ever. Your lazy ****ing ass linked it from their site too.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:02 pm

hmm yeah where are the pics??

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:03 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Worst use of an image ever. Your lazy ****ing ass linked it from their site too.

Stop hating, it was awesome