Best Rejection Letter

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:24 pm

I like it.

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:29 pm

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:49 pm

...sorta

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:45 pm

hahahah

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:59 am

axtrader wrote: ...sorta

Without linkage, you're sunk.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:09 am

Hmmm, I should try that!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:17 am

mountainman wrote:Without linkage, you're sunk.

Rejection of repost.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:34 am

Lefty wrote:Rejection of repost.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:22 am

Immy posted a similar "Rejection of a Rejection" letter on August 10, 2003. The search feature won't let me go back that far, but I saved a copy of the "letter" on my hard drive when Immy posted it.

So I reiterate...

REPOST!!!!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:49 am

axtrader wrote:Immy posted a similar "Rejection of a Rejection" letter on August 10, 2003. The search feature won't let me go back that far, but I saved a copy of the "letter" on my hard drive when Immy posted it.

So I reiterate...

REPOST!!!!

Whats the date on the file?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:43 am

axtrader wrote:Immy posted a similar "Rejection of a Rejection" letter on August 10, 2003. The search feature won't let me go back that far, but I saved a copy of the "letter" on my hard drive when Immy posted it.

So I reiterate...

REPOST!!!!

Hard drive must be submitted for verification...

According to SG Statue 417.43.763.52b "when declaring a repost and only proof is located on a hard drive, the hard drive must be submitted for verication and pr0n duplication. Penalty for not submitting said hard drive results in b& and public thrashing with a wet noodle"...
Your cooperation is appreciated. kthanxbye

dan217 · Post by **dan217** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:03 am

This was my first time seeing it. It's classic.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:03 am

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:39 pm

mountainman wrote:Without linkage, you're sunk.

As much as I enjoy a good repost shoutout, MM is correct, linkage is required for repost verification! You should know the rules by now Ax