Today officially sucked!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:22 pm

WTF is up with today?!?!?!?! I got jumped at work by fellow workers with all sorts of work/personal issues like I have the answers to their problems. People in the field bitched at me about their stuff not working or lack of funding or the price of tea in China. My primary computer went 8 bit on me and every program I opened generated a system error. Conference call got all screwed up and didn’t happen… but not until I got 15 calls complaining about the bridge not working right (like I made the damn thing). Get in the car and someone has dinged my door, stupid security card doesn’t work on the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 try but does on the 6th. Every red light on the way home. The wife is pissed at me because her new pants don’t fit. My daughter needs to borrow a large sum of money.

I need to grab the dog and hide in the garage until the earth re-aligns itself.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:24 pm

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:24 pm

Now I see why you like sheep.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:25 pm

MadDoctor wrote:I got jumped at work by fellow workers with all sorts of work/personal issues like I have the answers to their problems.

Yeah doesn't it suck being the psychologist.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:25 pm

Here's how I handle it, MD.

When I get up in the morning, I just figure it's monday. The rule being, every day is a Monday.

That way, I'm never disappointed.

Think of it this way...

Your close to retirement.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:29 pm

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:30 pm

CableDude wrote:

rep points on the way......

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:31 pm

downhill wrote:Think of it this way...

Your close to retirement.

Last straw. Must hold on!

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:40 pm

MadDoctor wrote:

Good one...but try this Guy in my office backs the company truck into my car then a sub contractor hits the passenger side of my car and I'm parked in my own lot at work.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:46 pm

Damn workplace environment!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:05 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Last straw. Must hold on!

Use one of my favorite sayings MD. It may not fix it...but it dang sure will make you smile. Just tell them all this....I can only please one person a day...today was not yours...and tomorrow is not looking good either!!

Smiles to ya!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:12 pm

Group Hug?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:16 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Group Hug?

*woop-woop!*

Gaydar has picked up a bogie.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:18 pm

brembo wrote:*woop-woop!*

Gaydar has picked up a bogie.

I'll be on the opposite side of the circle from MD..you can be next to him. We all know his hands like to....wander..with group hugs.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:20 pm

whatever, I'll be in the kitchen putting down vodka while you pillow-biters find your feminine side

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:25 pm

anyone for a marguarita? It sure cures...but I forgot what it cures.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:26 pm

brembo wrote:whatever, I'll be in the kitchen putting down vodka while you pillow-biters find your feminine side

vodka? feminine side?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:25 am

Sorry about the dinged door MD. It was an accident. I swear.

//puts on kevlar//

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:41 am

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:42 am

brembo wrote:whatever, I'll be in the kitchen taking down Ken while you pillow-biters find your feminine side

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:45 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Sorry about the dinged door MD. It was an accident. I swear.

//puts on kevlar//

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:24 am

wow i just had a post count of 4,666

had to do a quick post im scared

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:39 am

Hi MadDoctor

Like your Sheep no doubt say...Bummer.

Todays another day MadDoctor, hopefully all will go well. Keep Smilin.

--

minir

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:09 am

Lefty's cure for a bad day. 1 bottle Three Olives Vodka, 1 Jar of Olives,1 bottle of dry vermouth. 1 tall shot glass. Head out to your private spot, pour yourself a shot of vodka straight up, munch on some olives. If some one disturbs you bust the bottle of vermouth over thier head, its all its good for. Have a better day today.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:26 am

Lefty wrote:If some one disturbs you bust the bottle of vermouth over thier head, its all its good for.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:27 am

Chin up MD

...seriously, you're drooling again

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:34 am

Noevo wrote: ...seriously, you're drooling again

That's not drool!

//hands MD a napkin...

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:42 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:That's not drool!

//hands MD a napkin...

my bad. nice catch MD