Greg Valentino has huge arms, but he's an idiot...

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:12 pm

He injects so many drugs and so much synthol into his arms. In case you guy were wondering, synthol is an oil that some people inject into their body and the oil can last for several weeks (I've heard up to a month) before dissipating. And when he's injecting loads of synthol into his arms every other day and working out only his arms, you get freaked up arms looking like his. Not to mention he's a genetic freak too. So, yeah. His arms look nasty.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:16 pm

Omg, he's so handsome.... Like the others say.. I'd like to see him open a jar of pickles.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:22 pm

Is he powerful though? I'm thinking he's actually gaining himself more size than actual power, as you dont see him benching 1000lbs like that maniac I saw the other day. Why would you only work on your biceps? Just makes you look retarded...pic in point.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:25 pm

thats disgusting doesnt even look normal

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:29 pm

Meggie wrote:thats disgusting doesnt even look normal

Hey baby, you look normal. Wanna go have some dinner?

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:58 pm

wee96 wrote:Is he powerful though? I'm thinking he's actually gaining himself more size than actual power, as you dont see him benching 1000lbs like that maniac I saw the other day. Why would you only work on your biceps? Just makes you look retarded...pic in point.

Exactly. I'm sure he has some respectable strength, but he really just wants to be a freak in size. There are plenty of people who are stronger than that guy and are smaller in "size." It'd be fun to watch a small guy with actual "strength" kick his arse. His arms are filled with oil. So, yeah, he pretty much talks the talk but can't walk the walk.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:19 pm

Can he wipe his own butt after pinching a loaf?

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:30 pm

Power come from both strength and flexibility. You need to have a balance of both.

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:34 pm

That's true. And he probably couldn't wipe his own butt.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:40 pm

Nasty.

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:15 am

You'd have to be extremely "vain" and partially retarded to think that looks good. I was looking for the hidden zirk fittings.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:27 am

Yucks!! That is downright ugly!!

drdoug99 · Post by **drdoug99** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:51 am

what a freak of nature...

injecting oil into your arms, WTF? that's just like that botox crap...no way jose...

BlindPilot · Post by **BlindPilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:40 am

drdoug99 wrote:injecting oil into your arms, WTF?

here here...

Could we pop him with a pin and harvest his oily goodness?

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:37 am

The guy looks like a complete idiot.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:17 am

Arms are huge .

But again it does come down to flexibility..

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:35 am

Just imagine if he put the same effort into educating himself or charitable acts.

sito · Post by **sito** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:36 am

I keep looking at his forearm to his upper arm ratio. He looks hilarious!

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:38 am

thats rad!

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:03 pm

Yeah he's so disproportionate. Stupid person.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:06 pm

fixationdarknes wrote:That's true. And he probably couldn't wipe his own butt.

Sticks and sponges.

p2ii · Post by **p2ii** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:44 pm

that guys forearms are so tiny compared to hi biceps

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:40 pm

I would venture to say he will never see the other side of 60. Look, his right bicep sprung a flat

Those bulging "thingies" are just begging to be popped!

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:34 am

Dang, you're right mo, I would REALLY like to pop all those fake muscles and watch all the oil pour out until he has tiny arms lol.

Also, I could lay down and sleep on his right bicep. It looks so flat and comfy. Sick!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:26 am

Eh, you guys are just jealous because he can crush your tiny heads like walnuts under an anvil.

I think everybody should have arms bigger than their heads, like in the comic books.

sito · Post by **sito** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:53 am

The triceps are supposed to look like a horse shoe, not a blob. It's like his tricep is a bicep pointing the other way. WTF? Who is this guy? Triceps are 2/3 of your upper arm btw.

He's hurt his body no doubt.

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:47 pm

Yep, Triceps are 2/3 of upper arm with a normal person lol. And yeah his triceps don't like like a sweet horseshoe. Just a sack of oil.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:53 pm

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:54 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Can he wipe his own butt after pinching a loaf?

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:51 am

Looks like globs of poo hanging from his arms...............

Love to see him try to open a twist top bottle.
I'd be he can't do it