Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! *edit* Pics Added! *NWS/NS*

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:38 pm

I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!

Was walkin into the laws house the other night with my dad in law, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!

Help me, help me please!

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:39 pm

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Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:41 pm

OK who has the "This thread is worthless without pics" image?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:42 pm

Prey521 wrote:I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.

No comment...

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:42 pm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm

I'm still traumatized and you guys mock me! Such friends I have here!

Serious, my eyes are still searing!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm

Oh man I'm still laughin'

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm

Ken wrote:No comment...

I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move!

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm

Lefty04530 wrote:I have been aboard her, and climbed to the top of the center mast to take pictures.

Whoah!!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:46 pm

schlurpee wrote:Whoah!!!!

You climb on top of that, you can pretty much see the NYC skyline!

//prays to God that the wife forgot the SG url//

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:48 pm

Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.

I feel your pain.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:49 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.

I feel your pain.

Thank you, finally someone whom understands the anguish that I am going through! We boys yo, we boys!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:51 pm

Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:52 pm

OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...

Prey521 wrote:I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!

Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance.

OK, this sounds like you were in the house with mom in law neekked when pop walks in, no...

So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel

WHY? HOW?? Prey, you stared at her THAT long? Eye to eye contact, looked her over, then watched her walk down the hall????
If her bedroom is right by the door, why did she go running down the hall???

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.

WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...)

Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...) Why did you keep watching her...?

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!

I must admit, you do seem, how can I say this..., a bit mentally disturbed...

Help me, help me please!

My sides hurt from laughing!!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:52 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!

Oh man, are you kidding, I don't think that I will ever bust, for as long as I live

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:53 pm

Ken wrote:OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...

My sides hurt from laughing!!!!

Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:54 pm

Dayyymmmmmnnnnn
This thread smells like cottage cheese and a$s!!!!

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:54 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:55 pm

So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:55 pm

Oh ya, and I worded it wrong, I went to their house, and my dad in law let me in, not that I was already there!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:56 pm

Prey521 wrote:Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor!

Are you sure that you weren't ...sizing IT up....

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:56 pm

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:56 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?

buckwheat in a leglock ?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:57 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?

Well? Come on prey, inquiring minds and all that...

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:57 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?

Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:58 pm

been there, done that!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:59 pm

Yeah, this thread is GOLD baby!! Destined to be archived!!!!!

I have laughed so hard, I am about ready to hurl my lunch....

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:00 pm

Accident?

Yeah right!!

Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:01 pm

Prey521 wrote:Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it

See any starfish?

Did she, by chance, ...bend over to pick something up off of the floor?

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:02 pm

Prey521 wrote: I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

Oh dear LORD AAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:02 pm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:04 pm

Norm wrote:Accident?

Yeah right!!

Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol

LOL, no way would I ever want to plan that! My eyesight is pretty good and notice a lot in a short amount of time! The thing is, that she didn't see me as soon as I saw her, she saw me a few seconds later, after she took the towel off her hair, which she unfortunately dropped

I have no idea why I didn't look away!!! I just wish that I had, I sorta envy Ray Charles

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:08 pm

I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.

Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:09 pm

I can seriously picture it so perfectly, the absolute horror your face must have shown is probably going to make the motherinlaw be embarressed for centuries to come.

Is her butt that bad? Damn..

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:10 pm

I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:11 pm

MadDoctor wrote:I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.

Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?

Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:12 pm

Prey521 wrote:I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!

Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! Help me, help me please!

This post has been quoted to preserve potential blackmail.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:12 pm

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:12 pm

Prey521 wrote:Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver

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Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! edit Pics Added! NWS/NS

Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! edit Pics Added! NWS/NS