PIC: Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke...

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:14 pm

On set of THE DUKES OF HAZZARD movie.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:18 pm

Saw that on Friday, her ass is lacking, but her thick thighs and boobs make up for the no ass!

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:19 pm

nice

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:28 pm

Astounding

Illini25 · Post by **Illini25** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:04 pm

Prey521 wrote:Saw that on Friday, her ass is lacking, but her thick thighs and boobs make up for the no ass!

I'd hit that lacking no ass

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:10 pm

while I truly truly do HATE her completely, those pics certainly do give me a funny feeling.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:38 pm

Blisster wrote:while I truly truly do HATE her completely, those pics certainly do give me a funny feeling.

Why do you hate her?

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:36 pm

Prey521 wrote:Why do you hate her?

she's a complete dimwit. i know your not asking me, but that would be my only answer if you were. plus, her music makes me ill.

i sure as hell wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers, thats for sure.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:52 pm

She can't be all that dumb. I mean she makes more money brushing her hair in the morning than I make all year.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:54 pm

well she aint no Daisy Duke thats for sure...

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:34 am

Well it could be her as Frank Dux.

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:36 am

Nick and Jessica's Christmas special comes to mind.
She's a shamelessly dim, ****ing idiot with good looks whoss parents paid the right agents and managers enough money to make her a star.

Is she hot? sure.
Is she annoying, YES
can she sing, NO
can she act, NO

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:42 am

mr not

all im saying is i have a preconcieved notion that J Simpson is a weak lil city girl that would have a crying simpering lil pitty me nervous breakdown because she got some dust in her hair...the original Daisy always made me think she would kick your ass if you got dirt in her hair and then laugh about it cause she just kicked your ass and it was just dirt...

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:48 am

i had no idea they were making a dukes of hazzard movie.

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:52 am

The original was a brunette! I hate recycled stuff. Especially inaccurate recycled stuff.

Pie

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:01 am

thepieman wrote:The original was a brunette! I hate recycled stuff. Especially inaccurate recycled stuff.

Pie

when was the original on?

Needlefreak · Post by **Needlefreak** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:19 am

golfnintendoboy wrote:when was the original on?

You must be quiet young...

http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/771/83778-1062343504.jpg

Lays waste to Jessica IMHO..

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:37 am

golfnintendoboy wrote:when was the original on?

Jeez that had to be a while back. late 70's like 1978-79 thru till about 1985.

Pie

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:40 am

I will NOT be seeing this movie... I don't know if it's because it's a remake, because it's redneckish, because it has Jessica Simpson or because it's just plain STUPID. Just like Kill Bill, I will gouge my eyes out before ever watching it. EOS.

White_Mage · Post by **White_Mage** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:04 am

ScottE wrote:She can't be all that dumb. I mean she makes more money brushing her hair in the morning than I make all year.

Her mother brushes her hair!!!

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:28 am

Thanks for the pics, Burke!

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:30 am

Johnny Knoxville yay!

AceFireball · Post by **AceFireball** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:47 am

Kyler1 wrote:I will NOT be seeing this movie... I don't know if it's because it's a remake, because it's redneckish,

Chu gotta problem with us rednecks boy?

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:17 am

Blisster wrote: can she sing, NO

I'm going to have to disagree with you there. She has a killer voice and can sing well. Now if you were to be talking about her sister...

She looks killer in those pics, so perfect

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:30 am

CoolJ wrote:I'm going to have to disagree with you there. She has a killer voice and can sing well. Now if you were to be talking about her sister...

She looks killer in those pics, so perfect

Word, I think that she has an amazing voice.

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:32 pm

thepieman wrote:Jeez that had to be a while back. late 70's like 1978-79 thru till about 1985.

Pie

i was BORN in 1985 lol

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:48 pm

Duke of Hazzard rocks!
yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:57 pm

i'd hit it...

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:48 pm

Hmmm.....

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:02 pm

oooOooo the Delf

I'd love to stuff her stocking!!!

AceFireball · Post by **AceFireball** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:33 pm

golfnintendoboy wrote:i was BORN in 1985 lol

Wow, I was born in 89 and I watched Dukes of Hazard

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:34 pm

AceFireball wrote:Wow, I was born in 89 and I watched Dukes of Hazard

guess i was watching all the wrong channels huh?

AceFireball · Post by **AceFireball** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:36 pm

golfnintendoboy wrote:guess i was watching all the wrong channels huh?

haha I guess so, it was on TNN (which is now Spike TV)

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:40 pm

AceFireball wrote:haha I guess so, it was on TNN (which is now Spike TV)

yeah, i never watched TNN, Spike TV rocks though!

sito · Post by **sito** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:47 pm

golfnintendoboy wrote:yeah, i never watched TNN, Spike TV rocks though!

Except when Macgyver comes on. How the hell did that show make it back from the grave!?

Oh and Jessica Simpson

The Delf

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:54 pm

sitosterol wrote:Except when Macgyver comes on. How the hell did that show make it back from the grave!?

Oh and Jessica Simpson The Delf

i've never seen McGyver. not once.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:11 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:49 am

*Update*

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:25 am

she is one ugly snobish biatch
i cant stand her
and yes i would kick her out of the bed

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:41 am

Still hot.