Ya gotta love blondes!

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:24 pm

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:53 pm

LOL, that's a good one!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:31 pm

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:55 pm

jdblitz · Post by **jdblitz** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:41 pm

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:47 pm

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:51 pm

lmao... good one

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:17 pm

glad yall liked it, its the best blonde joke i've heard in a while so i thought i'd share

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:27 pm

Hi TrUtHsMaCkEr

Thanks for the Fun Stuff

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regards

minir

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:47 pm

TrUtHsMaCkEr wrote:glad yall liked it, its the best blonde joke i've heard in a while so i thought i'd share

Hey, why do you have a vagina as a avatar?

lol

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:53 pm

EvilAngel wrote:Hey, why do you have a vagina as a avatar?

MadDoc would hit it...

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:35 am

Kyler1 wrote:MadDoc would hit it...

dude! its sauron!!!!!

sheesh why would i put a vagina as an avatar, i wouldnt want to tempt maddoc...

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:53 am

Blonde's revenge. Great laugh. Thanks for sharing it.

Croc.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:30 am

TrUtHsMaCkEr wrote:dude! its sauron!!!!!

sheesh why would i put a vagina as an avatar, i wouldnt want to tempt maddoc...

lonewolfz28 · Post by **lonewolfz28** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:55 am

http://www.computerpranks.com/download/ ... e_star.mp3

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:42 am

Nice one.

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:51 pm

lonewolfz28 wrote:http://www.computerpranks.com/download/media/mp3/blonde_star.mp3

i just got this in an email the otherday, hilarious!!

poolking · Post by **poolking** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:01 pm

TrUtHsMaCkEr wrote:i just got this in an email the otherday, hilarious!!

Another classic.