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Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.



"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.


The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.


Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.


The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
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Originally posted by Meggie
The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.


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You should've heard the lady that lived above me in the apartments! She was ALONE and moaning, rolling around and falling off of the bed, screaming occasionally in delight, etc,.

Someone actually called the police one night because they thought she was being raped. Can you imagine the look on the police officers faces when they found out she was in there all by herself?
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Originally posted by blebs99
You should've heard the lady that lived above me in the apartments! She was ALONE and moaning, rolling around and falling off of the bed, screaming occasionally in delight, etc,.

Someone actually called the police one night because they thought she was being raped. Can you imagine the look on the police officers faces when they found out she was in there all by herself?



if it was as good as it sounds by herself. then why bother with someone else.
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Originally posted by Meggie
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.



"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.


The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.


Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.


The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
That is just retarded... some good sex at that. Four hour session? Bleh, what an amateur.
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