Note to all...

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:34 pm

NEVER eat an entire box of Edy's Lime Fruit Bars. SERIOUSLY. DON'T.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:47 pm

Hershey squirts eh?

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:55 pm

Originally posted by brembo
Hershey squirts eh?

i would imagine.... either brown fountain avenue or stomach cramps from hades.

fivesixseven · Post by **fivesixseven** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 11:19 pm

eagles game...

44 oz Mountain dew
5 cookies..

put em together = SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!

then later i had 20 oz of pepsi so it was awesome how i was bouncin off the walls HEE HEE

fivesixseven · Post by **fivesixseven** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 11:30 pm

ya wanna know the best part? i only weigh like 120 so idc if the sugar turns to fat cause im super skinny with a great metabolism so like for the past four days i get 44 oz of mountain dew every day, its freakin awesome!

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:04 am

Originally posted by John
Eagles Game:

6 pieces, sausage and onion pizza
25 buffalo wings
2 litres of canada dry ginger ale

TAKE COVER ...HES GONNA BLOOOOOW!!!!!!

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:56 am

Originally posted by Bastid
TAKE COVER ...HES GONNA BLOOOOOW!!!!!!

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:15 am

Luckily, it has subsided...but seriously, folks, never JUST eat fruit bars for a day...throw in some solid food with them...

Spicer · Post by **Spicer** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:30 am

Originally posted by Burke
Luckily, it has subsided...but seriously, folks, never JUST eat fruit bars for a day...throw in some solid food with them...

LMAO!!....Seriously Burke...??

You're probably the onliest person I have ever heard complain about this..

I'm pretty sure the rest of the world already knows...

...........Have a Good One

Spice

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:33 am

Dr. Kellog would say that was good for you. A ritual cleansing....Maybe that's what the beer is for?

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:41 am

Memorable dietary cleansing experience: In college first year one of my roommates was a year younger than me and went to the buddhist private highschool. His teacher had this scheme from flushing out/cleansing your system from "impurities". We didn't eat for 24 hours (just water), then we ate two spoonfuls of yoghurt to prepare the linings of our stomachs, ate caffeine pills to get the plumbing running, and them went to work on two entire stocks of celery, with nothing but water to wash it down. that stuff is vicious, it consumes more calories than it gives you.
Then we alternated taking these agonizing pteraudactyl dumps for about 4 hours. It wasn't anywhere near as fun as it sounds...

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:37 am

Originally posted by jayyy

Then we alternated taking these agonizing pteraudactyl dumps for about 4 hours. It wasn't anywhere near as fun as it sounds...

Thanks Jayyy for sharing that life altering experience.

So Burke, has your tummy settled down yet? What possessed you to do that? Try fresh fruit instead of that processed stuff.

Croc.

fivesixseven · Post by **fivesixseven** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:14 pm

agonizing pteraudactyl dumps for about 4 hours

so how many of those 4 hours did u use the ol plunger? lol