Revenge

JamieLee2k · Post by **JamieLee2k** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 2:49 pm

I need your help ppl, I want to get my revenge on someone at work who dicided to play a trick on me, but without being affensive any ideas I have a night off so anything I can do will help me I am grateful

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 2:55 pm

plasic rap on the toilet seat.......

JamieLee2k · Post by **JamieLee2k** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 2:56 pm

The person I need revenge on is a man incase you were wondering

JamieLee2k · Post by **JamieLee2k** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 3:01 pm

there are 50+ working on nights where I work I can't watch him all the time. There are 2 floors Lower (floor) and the (first floor mezz)

JamieLee2k · Post by **JamieLee2k** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 3:02 pm

I work on the mezz floor and he works on the lower floor any idea's. I really want my revenge

Mehmet · Post by **Mehmet** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 3:10 pm

there was this little game.exe floating around, which made it seem like it was deleting everything on your hdd, but it wasn't, it was an advertisement for the game virus, maybe u could do that

or there was this one practical joke where u do something with a cars muffler, and when the car starts up it sounds like the whole engine just blew out the back, anyone know of it?

magg · Post by **magg** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 3:12 pm

Wire his car battery up to his car door handle.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 3:19 pm

No no no no...you don't want to do anything that can hurt or kill this guy...

Just find something childish and funny, and play a prank on him.

If you wanted to try something that IS risky, do this (but warning, not my fault if anything happens):
Get him drunk, and "kidnap" him (just toss him in the car and drive off).

Have a gas can with only a TINY amount of gas, and the rest water (so it'll SMELL like gas, but it will be mostly water).

Have another friend tie him to a tree or something in the middle of the woods. Dump the gas (water) all over him, and start lighting matches and waving them in front of him. If there's enough water, it shouldn't really ignite anything, even if you try. But...don't blame me if this guy goes up in flames.

JamieLee2k · Post by **JamieLee2k** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 3:29 pm

I want to do something funny not dangerous or offensive. I work in a warehouse and there are 2 floors (lower floor and (Mezz)First floor) te works on the lower floor and I work on the mess floor. any idea's

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 4:08 pm

Gimme a few, I will find you something, What do you guys do?? like work assembly line, stuff like that, or on computers? or drive something? Need a couple of specifics.

JamieLee2k · Post by **JamieLee2k** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 4:22 pm

Ok I pick for stores like safeways, tesco's, Sanisbury's, basically a Picker the guy I want revenage on is picker to I work in a big fridge -2 to-8 depeneds on the time of day

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 4:52 pm

Hrm, they used to have like joke reports and such, like papsmear charts n stuff, official looking letters, Dear MR. so n so, your papsmear has come back normal. Have his boss deleiver to him, like it came in the mail. Make sure its well known that it came from a gyno clinic, even if a fake one.......

BOB GYNORAMA
attn: mr so n so
papsmear results.

Or somethign to that affect.

Will have to think more on it.

David · Post by **David** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 6:17 pm

Leave some cupcakes out where he might eat them.... with chocolate ex-lax frosting

Have your girlfriend or wife call his house from a payphone. If his g/f or wife answers, have her ask where he is. If she asks why, then say the SOB stood me up for a date.
Crazy glue things to his desk.... Order gay porno and have it sent to his house.

striderf1 · Post by **striderf1** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 6:20 pm

Originally posted by BIGJIMSLATE:
No no no no...you don't want to do anything that can hurt or kill this guy...

Just find something childish and funny, and play a prank on him.

If you wanted to try something that IS risky, do this (but warning, not my fault if anything happens):
Get him drunk, and "kidnap" him (just toss him in the car and drive off).

Have a gas can with only a TINY amount of gas, and the rest water (so it'll SMELL like gas, but it will be mostly water).

Have another friend tie him to a tree or something in the middle of the woods. Dump the gas (water) all over him, and start lighting matches and waving them in front of him. If there's enough water, it shouldn't really ignite anything, even if you try. But...don't blame me if this guy goes up in flames.

I think you can go to jail for that

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 9:14 pm

pee in his coffee

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 9:21 pm

pee in his coffee

hahaha

rofl, that is pretty vicious

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 9:25 pm

Originally posted by evil brembo:

pee in his coffee
hahaha

rofl, that is pretty vicious

I have done that to one of my roommates friends that I don't like. He left his pop laying around and they took off for a minute so I did it. I really hated this guy so much which is why I did it a few times. Plus he was drinking mountain dew, so there was no color change there. And the funniest part is THEY NEVER FIND OUT. You will chuckle everytime you see this guy.

Matt615 · Post by **Matt615** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 10:06 pm

Originally posted by mikemean406:
I have done that to one of my roommates friends that I don't like. He left his pop laying around and they took off for a minute so I did it. I really hated this guy so much which is why I did it a few times. Plus he was drinking mountain dew, so there was no color change there. And the funniest part is THEY NEVER FIND OUT. You will chuckle everytime you see this guy.

LOL!!!

donald_k · Post by **donald_k** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 4:15 pm

I heard in the news a lady at a party at her work in an air traffic control tower peed in the coffee pot and some people drank the pail ail. So she is serving 30 days in jail. I heard this on the news on the radio on Friday but I can't remember where they said it took place (I doubt it was local).

fish59 · Post by **fish59** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 4:51 pm

Get some shrimp from work and hide it under his car seats.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 7:34 pm

Vegeto, that's the one I like to do,
take a hot water bottle and put baby powder and silver and gold glitter in it. Hose clamp it around the exhaust pipe (will not work with dual exhaust system). When the guy starts the car it will inflate the hot water bottle to about a foot around and explode. Looks like half the motor blew out of the exhaust pipe. VERY FUNNY!!!

BIGJIMSLATE, gas floats on top of water and will ignite, no matter how much water you have. If you try to put out a gas fire with water, it will spread the fire rapidly. PLEASE don't ever try this joke.

magg, that wont work. 12 volts will not shock you unless you have plenty of current. It would take about 10 large 12 volt batteries in parallel to induce a shock. In series that would be 120 volts DC, fatal at that point.

Here's a couple for you,
Vaseline,
Put it under the handle of his car or toolbox,
smear a thin layer on the toliet seat.

Go to the book store and get all the subscription leaflets out of the magazines, subscribe him to playboy, playgirl, better home and gardens, ect.

page him with the phone number of the local FBI office or police. Along with some email from a web-mail account, this can work pretty well for making someone paranoid as hell.

Rotate some of the ignition wires around on the distributor on his car. Will cause the car to back fire a lot and not start.

Tie about ten beer cans to some clear fishing line, then tie the fishing line around the drive shaft of his car. As he drives off, the drive shaft will real in the cans and bang them on the bottom of the car. You can leave the cans about 20 feet from the car, he won't notice them, and he'll be about half a block away before they start banging.

Put about four ounces of transmission fluid in the carb. When he starts the car it will put out so much smoke he wont he be able to see the street for about two minutes.

I have a bunch more, if you need any ideas.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 9:33 pm

Oh man Roundeye, I'd hate to have you as an enemy! LMAO. The hot water bottle is a great one.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 9:55 pm

Originally posted by striderf1:
I think you can go to jail for that

Uh...DUH. You can technically go to jail for just about anything, no matter what the prank is. Hell, by meerely TOUCHING the guy, he could come around with charges of assault, or who knows, sexual harassment. You can go to jail for anything, not just pretending to burn someone.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 11:32 pm

Jam a few potatoes into his exhaust pipe (or both, if dual exhaust), enough to plug it (them) up BIG TIME, and then scoop up the shavings, leaving no evidence. Rarely do people check their exhaust pipes to see if they're clear & flowing, and when his car won't start or stay running he won't know what the hell is going on!

Comments Roundeye? Never tried it myself, but it's been passed around as feasible.

ghost

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 11:58 pm

downhill, I like a good joke and have been on the recieving end of many of them myself.

Last week we filled a mechanic at work toolbox full of packing peanuts. He had the last laugh though, he just took out his air chuck and blew the peanuts all over the floor, then he turned on the big box fan and blew the peanuts EVERYWHERE. The other guy and I had to sweep all that crap up.

Another fun one has to do with motorbike horns. The horn on a bike doesn't work with the key off. So I take a small piece of a plastic wire tie and jam the horn button on with it. As soon as the mechanic turns on the bike BEEEEEEEEEEEP!! A little bit startling when not expected.

Another cool one if you don't mind having to clean out your windshield washing fluid reservoir. Empty out the washing fluid, fill it with transmission fluid. Disconnect the rubber line that goes from the reservoir to the squirter. Take the end that was connected to the squirter and connect it to a vacuum port on the carb or intake manifold. When you press the button like you going to wash the windshield (with the engine running) it will cause a huge cloud of white smoke. Good for tailgaters or when you are sitting at a red light and you want to piss of people waiting at the bus stop.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 12:08 am

ghost, I've seen the potato thing in the movies, but never tried it. I imagine it would work, if it didn't cause a weak spot in the exhaust system to give out first. I wouldn't stand behind the car though, I bet those potatos come out of the exhaust about a million miles an hour.

Hypnotik · Post by **Hypnotik** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 12:28 am

one time at work someone put glue on my cutters when I was on a smoke break. It wasn't pleasant grabing them from the table. I had glue all over my hand. I knew who it was and I took some vaseline from the washroom and put it on the inside of his car door handle. Then at the end of shift I watched him from accross the parking lot sitting in my car open his door. hahah it was funny. He never bothered me since then

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Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 7:51 am

Originally posted by ghost:
Jam a few potatoes into his exhaust pipe (or both, if dual exhaust), enough to plug it (them) up BIG TIME, and then scoop up the shavings, leaving no evidence. Rarely do people check their exhaust pipes to see if they're clear & flowing, and when his car won't start or stay running he won't know what the hell is going on!

Comments Roundeye? Never tried it myself, but it's been passed around as feasible.

ghost

hey! you guys arent going to fall for the potato in the tailpipe are ya?!

I gotta tell ya Roundeye those are some good ideas. hehe

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 5:22 pm

Originally posted by Roody:
..... I gotta tell ya Roundeye those are some good ideas...... hehe

Here's another one a couple of friends of mine and I did when we were about 14 or 15 years old. I'll never forget this one, I guess because it's so stupid, it's funny. Now this was over 20 years ago, before caller ID and the pizza delivery people belived you when you made an order.

A friend of mine lived in a small trailer court and the trailer next to him caught on fire, so nobody lived in it at time.
We got in the yellow pages and called all the pizza places and made orders and gave them the burnt trailers address.
We called a bunch of cab companies and told them we needed to reserve a cab for eight o'clock, we had a very important flight out of town and had to make sure we were at the airport on time.
We called a bunch of wrecker truck companies and told them our trailer had burnt down and our car was damaged in the fire. We needed it towed off and would meet them at the burnt trailer at eight o'clock.

Well come about eight o'clock about four or five pizza guys, about ten cab companies, and about fifteen wrecker companies converged on this trailer court. Since it was a small court, about twenty trailers, it didn't take long for them to figure out they had been had.

I guess a couple of them got pissed and called the cops. So now we had pizza guys, cab drivers, wrecker drivers and cops all standing around yelling at each other trying to figure out what happened. A couple of them were yelling real loud about "kicking the little c*cksuckers ass, if I ever catch them"
All the while we were peeping out the window in his mom's bedroom laughing our little mischievous ass's off.

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Mehmet · Post by **Mehmet** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 7:39 pm

lol roundeye, thats evil man evil lol

HalfLifer · Post by **HalfLifer** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 9:13 pm

roundeye you're the best man

you just gave me the best idea for when we stay at an RV park with our motorhome....

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 9:36 pm

Originally posted by HalfLifer:
roundeye you're the best man

you just gave me the best idea for when we stay at an RV park with our motorhome....

Just be careful, those guys were not "happy campers" at all. The draw back to it all is we could never get any more pizzas delivered or a cab for that matter.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 10:39 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye:
Here's another one a couple of friends of mine and I did when we were about 14 or 15 years old. I'll never forget this one, I guess because it's so stupid, it's funny. Now this was over 20 years ago, before caller ID and the pizza delivery people belived you when you made an order.

A friend of mine lived in a small trailer court and the trailer next to him caught on fire, so nobody lived in it at time.
We got in the yellow pages and called all the pizza places and made orders and gave them the burnt trailers address.
We called a bunch of cab companies and told them we needed to reserve a cab for eight o'clock, we had a very important flight out of town and had to make sure we were at the airport on time.
We called a bunch of wrecker truck companies and told them our trailer had burnt down and our car was damaged in the fire. We needed it towed off and would meet them at the burnt trailer at eight o'clock.

Well come about eight o'clock about four or five pizza guys, about ten cab companies, and about fifteen wrecker companies converged on this trailer court. Since it was a small court, about twenty trailers, it didn't take long for them to figure out they had been had. I guess a couple of them got pissed and called the cops. So now we had pizza guys, cab drivers, wrecker drivers and cops all standing around yelling at each other trying to figure out what happened. A couple of them were yelling real loud about "kicking the little c*cksuckers ass, if I ever catch them"
All the while we were peeping out the window in his mom's bedroom laughing our little mischievous ass's off.

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We did the same thing to an evil junior high teacher.

At about 3 AM we started calling every food delivery service we could find in the yellow pages. Pizza, subs, full course meals, etc...

Then we moved on to the 24 hour service repair folks. Refridgerator, heating/cooling, plumbers...

We called several tow truck companies, gave them the license number, make and model of his van, telling them WE lived their and somebody else had parked their van and we wanted it gone no matter the cost. They said they'd have to call the police to come make sure it wasn't stolen, so we said great.